My question is Why isn't there a 5 day waiting period for vegatables? Why isn't there a vegatable registry? I don't think that our founders intended that our vegatable be assault weapons. Does having vegatables in your grocery bag constitute a concealed Weapon? Those that you that old saying is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me are you going to be worried it's a banana? What are you going to do when your held up by someone weilding a carrot?
2006-07-19 19:10:35 · 6 answers · asked by .45 Peacemaker 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I agree goddmn carrots should be outlawed. And only cops should be allowed to carry carrots! And maybe the military should issue full automatic potato guns for use against iraq.
2006-07-19 19:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Eh ... What's up doc?
The ACME company has a patten on carrots, and I read that they are sueing this guy in this life and in the after life ... see the ACME company has that kinda power, and they don't like people killing each other with carrots see ... especially since they have the trademark for it.
2006-07-20 11:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This just proves that mom was wrong when she said that carrots are good for your eyesight.
2006-07-20 07:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Pastafarian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's up Doc? At least I wasn't "waxing my carrot".
2006-07-19 19:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could see being blinded by two or three carats but just one carat....impressed, thrilled, but not blinded.
2006-07-20 15:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Heathery Lane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
China ID's their vegetables.
2006-07-19 19:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋