Who or what would be the "monster" in your horror-movie life (vampire, werewolf, zombie, axe-murderer, etc.)? How many sequels would you survive?
2006-07-19 18:59:44 · 13 answers · asked by Nobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
The monster I pick would be my ex-girlfriend. Remember in Shrek2, when Puss-In-Boots was standing in the hallway with that 'Sad, Innocent, I'm Sorry' look on his face? Well, that's how my horror-movie life would go! I meet the damsel in distress(who'll have that same look), save her, spend quality time with her, we(time and time again) get our groove on, talk about marriage - then one day she's gone! No goodbyes, no nothing! I fall to my knees shaking my fists at God while screaming, "NOooooo!". The bad part is, I don't believe in suicide so, I feel that I'll have to suffer this strange phenomenon for the rest of my life.(everlasting repeat) That's like my whole horror-movie life in a nut shell.(sigh)-peace.
2006-07-19 19:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Ive always fantasied about making love to a werewolf so I guess that wouldnt be a horror flick cause that doesnt scare me. My greatest fear would have to be an axe murderer. damn the chase and Im a slow runner not knowing what part he will cut off first how long will he torture me and when will I die....thats really scary. everything else is pretty simple....vampire neck, werewolf neck, zombie brain but axe murderer...OH GOSH!!! I DONT KNOW!!! he might even rape me first.
I'd die in the first part if he doesnt catch me fast enough either my asthma will kick in or my anxiety so Im a goner either way
thanks for the nightmare in advance!
2006-07-19 19:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by redserenity0804 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it would probably be an axe murderer with PMS, and it would have 12 sequels(12 months) I would only be in danger for a week and as long as I hid really good I could probably survive.
2006-07-19 19:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was my life then I would rather have the horror movie in my dream because in a dream is like a living thing but sometime your dream can be true and you can sometimes remember that this was a dream that i had dream about. But if you ask me who would be in my horror movie life it would be a zombie only in if it was in a dream because i wouldn't want to be killed because i still have lots of stuff that i need to do before i die, so I wouldn't want it in my life but i don't mind dreaming about it,. Besides I wouldn't want it to hurt my girlfriend if i have one, if the zombie was trying to kill my girlfriend then i'll risk my life to save my girlfriend
2006-07-19 19:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, the monster would be a Deranged, obsessive ex husband, and i'd want to surivive maybe one or two sequels, it gets boring watching someone survive all the time, you need a twist.....an i'm not giving my soon to be ex any ideas either....FYI
2006-07-19 19:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the one eyed little blue guy in Monsters, Inc? I think his character pretty much is like me in real life....only I'm cuter.
2006-07-19 19:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me. I would be the monster. Been voted "most likely to go postal in a McD's and get away with it". ; P
Numerous sequals.
2006-07-19 19:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by billybetters2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zombie elephants. I survive all of them because they all turn out to be dreams within dreams.
2006-07-19 19:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by monkey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zombie movie. i would have one sequel, in which i die and come back from the dead and munch on my friends.
2006-07-19 19:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the headless girlfriend!!!
i would survive them all!!
coz my real gf is always standing before me!!!
lol
2006-07-19 19:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋