Since then i have pissed in my own face and i'm not sure if my insurance will cover it. How shall i retalliate?
2006-07-19 18:42:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
I thought you were a 13 year old living in the backwoods foothills of Appalacian Kentucky and the only internet access that is a 3 days walk at a library that you were at in the middle of the night. At least that is what one of your other questions said. ROTFL
2006-07-19 20:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you/wife should find other ways to PLAY with EACH OTHER, There are much safer games the two of you can play with each other and I would do so. The two of you I hope will look into some therapy because if you do not THERE WILL BE PAINFUL TIMES AHEAD, which may land either of you if not both IN JAIL. As for you I am hoping you have sought medical attention a qualified doctor can take care of that for you, I just would love to be the fly on the wall to see doctors face once you try explaining to him/her how your Pee-Shooter became so very attached to you. TAKE CARE OF THAT MAN. And Do not retaliate, Stop The Madness. LOL
2006-07-20 06:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by sweettoni37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm only answering this for the 2 points.
Retaliate? Super-glue a fake moustache to her upper lip.
She's obviously the guy in this relationship!
2006-07-19 21:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats terrible! She should be arrested for torchering you. I would file an assult charge. Get medical documentation A.S.A.P.
There is a product on the market to help you hang your manhood again if it's still stuck up. See the link.
2006-07-19 19:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by wernerslave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are going to use a Reservoir Dogs line, at least make sure your punch line is something to the effect of...... it sucks having to take a leak doing a handstand. Then it MIGHT have been a little funny
2006-07-19 18:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by trucker3977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, finger nail polish (not the acetone free, you need acetone) will take that right off.
You write on her face with a sharpie. It takes days to get that stuff off.
2006-07-20 21:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by militantfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
threaten divorce.
Any woman who does that to a man obviously doesn't respect him. Retaliating will only encourage her. You have to let her know it's not funny and you won't stand for it.
2006-07-19 18:50:25 · answer #7 · answered by Beth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, 911? I kinda superglued myself to... myself"
Sorry, I couldn't resist
I would put on one of her shirts, walk up to her, start talking, and then piss on the shirt in the middle of the conversation
2006-07-19 19:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by higgins131 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reservoir Dogs...Try again
2006-07-19 18:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is this related to baseball?
2006-07-20 12:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by evie ♥'s her Dodgers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋