2006-07-19 17:51:14 · 10 answers · asked by jaspreet s 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
~Why stop? If your sexual tension builds up, and you can't get a date, your brain will explode. Party on dude!
2006-07-19 18:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving up wankin' this morning
I never thought that i could
I'm feeling better already
and this time i'm off it for good
When the first time i wanked i thought i was so clever
and all of me mates , they were mugs
thought i was the first
bloke here on earth
who'd ever played with his slug
It was me own little secret
and i never told anyone
and the feelin' i got
the first time i shot
was like chooks flying out o' me bum
I'm giving up wankin' tomorrow
i never thought that i could
then i won't get these bad headaches
and then i'll be off it for good
I've wanked in some unlikley places
the shower , the beach and the pool
a dunny , a tram and the pictures
and biology classes at school
And once me grandmother caught me
wankin' meself in me room
but to her surprise
i just shut me eyes
and imagined her standin' there nude
I'm giving up wankin' come tuesday
i never thought that i could
and then i won't skwint like i do now
and then i'll be off it for good
Me dad says it's gonna take willpower
there really is no easy trick
i honestly thought i'd need surgery
to help get me hand of me prick
Me dads been a great inspiration
he really has been a great help
he knows what i go through
and just what to do
'cause he give it up yesterday himself
so i'm giving up wankin' next friday
i never thought that i could
and i'll throw away these thick glasses
and then i'll be off it for good
so if you say you don't w ank you're a liar
and a fool if you say that you do
so the next time you see Prince Charles on TV
remember he wanks himself too
So i'm giving up wankin' come christmas
i never thought that i could
and i'll sell me dog and me white cane
and then i'll be off it for good
and i'll throw away me dark glasses
and then i'll be off it for good.
2006-07-19 19:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is mastrubating. All in ur hand. if u want u kn stop it. av old r U?, get married, r get a gal friend. oder y's later on u end up in some problem.
2006-07-19 18:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dr 4 evry 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut your hands off.
Or save your hands and cut the other thing off.
And for women, just choose to.
2006-07-19 18:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a woman
2006-07-19 18:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunatly I dont think there is any possible way to quit
2006-07-19 19:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Hugo P. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have icecream
2006-07-19 17:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Augie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray
2006-07-19 18:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a mate!
2006-07-19 17:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by cherokeeflyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP LOOKING AT ME!! HEHEHEHE!!!
2006-07-19 17:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋