I'm on a crowded bus and I'm pressed back-to-back with someone while pressed with another in front of me?

Question

Do I whip my hips and try to knock down the person behind me,
just enjoy being in a tight spot, or do I cop an attitude and make
a fool of myself by shooting off my mouth to protest being in the
same spot a lot of other people do everyday?

Answer 1

Okay, let's break this down step-by-step, Superstar.
I've been on plenty of buses and I think I can supply an answer.
I've read the others who answered ahead of me, some are wise,
you had a couple of rude people whose answers really grate me, and at least these folks took out their time to answer you.
First off, 'star, are you the type who enjoys making a fool of
yourself in front of others, heck, maybe YOU are the person
DOING the pressing, I hope you got the figure to please the
person being pressed!
2nd, be careful who you try to knock down, somebody might
get hurt with your hips whip?
3rd, the choice to enjoy being in a tight spot isn't such a bad thing, 'star, just rub up and down to the person you are back-to-back until you feel he gets the message you might enjoy it.
4th, use some common sense and try to use some courtesy.
Try it, hey, it works!
Good luck to you.

Answer 2

You can be perverted as the first answers suggested - you can be GROSS like the fart guy suggested or ...

You can think of a clever way to get some room -

**try coughing ... most people don't want to get sick
**you can say that your feeling nauseaus and they will back off to give you room
** You can just imagine that you are lying on a sunny beach somewhere and pray your stop is next ...

good luck from a fellow bus rider

Answer 3

Runing your mouth only shows how ignorant you are. You are in the same situation as everyone else. You don't see them thrusting hips or talking trash; they take it like real people do.

Are you that much better than everyone else on the bus that you think you have the right to run your mouth? If you were that much better, why aren't you driving a car?

Answer 4

City busses suck! You just have to put up with it. Those around you cannot help that the bus is so crowded. They are probably just as uncomfortable as you are. Nobody likes to be pressed up against someone's hot sweaty body especially when they don't know the person

I got fed up with it, broke down and got myself a car. Yeah, it sucked because it ate my paycheck , but it's well worth it.

Answer 5

Oooh! Frotteurism!

In psychiatry, the clinical term frotteurism (no longer called frottage) refers to a specific sexual disorder. It is a paraphilia involving rubbing against a nonconsensual person to achieve sexual arousal or even orgasm, discreetly without being discovered, typically in a public place such as a crowded train.

Good luck on your next date.

Answer 6

If this is the same situation everyday. You just have to suck it up. However, if people just want to be pressed up on you, then you need to say something because this is quite uncomfortable. Especially knowing that some else's odor, pheromones, cologne, breath, and all that were all over you. Yuck!

Answer 7

people find themselves int hat situation at clubs. i say you put on your headphones, crank up some techno and start grinding with the people around you. eventually everyone on the bus will break out in incoherant dance and a good time will be had by all.

Answer 8

Move up and down on your tippy toes and rub your crotch against the rump of the person in front of you. If they don't like it, they'll move. If they do like it, they won't move but at least you'll get some sexual release from it.

Answer 9

If you did not want to be touched, why did you get on a crowded bus (or a bus that you KNEW will soon be crowded)?

Answer 10

Neither. Fart really loud, then say, "Wow! I don't remember eating something that smelled like THAT!"

I'm pretty sure everyone will move.