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I SEE DEAD PEOPLE (in a high whisper) EITHER THAT, OR I AM SO DRUNK IM SEEIN LINCOLN! (loud thunk)

(in the back ground) is he dead?
no, just smells like it. come on, lets get outta here.
Roger! (helicopter in backdrop sloly fading away)

2006-07-20 11:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jake B. 2 · 3 1

I usually screen my calls and one time a guy started leaving a long, detailed message containing very graphic suggestions; I picked up 1/2 way into it because I thought it was a friend leaving a prank call and it was an actual obscene phone call that didn't actually stop until I hear a woman in the background shouting "what are you doing" and the guy suddenly hanging up on me....totally hysterical!

2006-07-19 22:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0 0

Back in 2002 or 2003, my brother (who I love with all my heart) given me a message on my answering machine and this is what he said, "Happy Birthday and I have a question to ask you, "are you a good mutant or a bad mutant?". That to this day was the best birthday present for the simple fact that he took the time to call me on my special day.

2006-07-19 21:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 0 0

I still have it on my cell! Some drunk girl calls my phone by mistake (my voicemail says "I'm looking for my phone! Leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I find it!" only reason I wouldn't answer a call is if I lost it :P) Anyway, she gets all pissed off! She's like "okkkk....why would you tell me to call you if you lost your phone?! I mean that's like...I don't even know what to say to that..." and she kept going on and on and on about it! lol. It was just funny that she was so mad about it...you'd have to hear it to get the real effect.

2006-07-19 21:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

One time this old man called us. He had the wrong number though. You'd think he would have figure that out by our answering maching becasue it says our last name on it. But anyway, he didn't catch that I guess. He told the guy that he was trying to call, to bring his pants to the reunion. Well, I guess the guy never got his pants because he called us instead of the right guy!

2006-07-19 21:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Aorta 3 · 0 0

it goes:
who can it be calling my phone
just leave ur name cuz im not at home
who can it be now
WHO CAN IT , WHO CAN IT

ITS SILLY BUT I WOULDNT ERASE 4 THE WORLD

2006-07-19 21:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by IVORY 4 · 0 0

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