what is your most embarrassing moment ?

Question

i will give the best answer points to the funniest one

anywhere!!

Answer 1

true story. I think I'm a funny guy, see. and I also think kids are cool because they think outside of the box and get me on different levels. so one day, i was in my Friends antique shop and a family walks in. after a few minutes I'm in one of my moods and i shout at the little girl, ooohhhh noooo, look out, it's a little girl, I'm afraid someone please help me!!!!

Well it turns out the little girl is a really a teen girl/young adult who has some kind of dwarfism or some other growth stunting process, and I realize what I've done. We all sit awkwardly for awhile until i take my leave out the back door and wait for them to leave.

all I can say is: duuhoey!!!

Answer 2

I would say that one of my most embarrassing moments was in about 7th grade. We went to a roller dome for a field trip. Half of my grade was there... so about 200 people. And I wasn't (and still aren't) good at rollerblading. So I was doing the best that I could and for me to be able to stop I would just let myself slow down and then run into a wall. Well one time I ran into a wall but it was more like... a fence or something. It only came up to about my knees. So I put my hands out to stop and I missed and I flipped over the ledge head first! There was a boy standing right there staring at me. He didn't say anything... just stared and eventually walked away. It was so bad!

Answer 3

When I was in High school I was wearing high heel boots and fell down the stairs in front of a bunch of people and sprained my ankle, the school nurse had to wheel me down the hallway in a wheelchair past all the classrooms with the doors opened and everyone was staring at me. I got picked on so bad when I came back to school a few days later.

Answer 4

At work, I lifted a pallet and inadvently ripped a hole in my jeans near my zipper area. I didn't have the time nor a replacement for another pair. Needless to say that the rest of day was filled with ladies snickering and laughing at my dismay.

Answer 5

I was walking around the mall shopping with toilet paper hanging out of my pants after using the public rest room

Answer 6

few of my friends were over my house, one of my friends decided to bring his friend who i was attracted to. after a while we all felt like having cappucino (my neighbor owns a cappucino machine so we borrowed it) after serving it, i saw that the guy i liked didn't have whipped cream, so i say to him "do you want some whoopie"...i didn't catch my mistake until everyone started laughing...i guess the fact that he was laughing too made me feel a little less embarrassed...but still, it was pretty bad :)

Answer 7

i'm a goody two shoes and straight A student who has been caught saying F***K in class. over 10 times in thirty minutes. my teacher thought i was going crazy.

then there was this one time where i nearly lost myself in NY because i was half asleep and walking on hte streets wit ha group of friends and accidentally followed another group of people and i nearly got lost if someone wasn't accidentally following me in the wrong direction.

Answer 8

well mines when i was riding on the 2 train.these fine *** men were looking at me an of course i winked at them.my stop came up an i got up.why i caught my period an it was all over the seat!they started laughing at me.so i hurried off the train!

Answer 9

i tried 2 walk with my legz asleep and ended up falling on a pregnant woman. seriously!

Answer 10

when i went swimming and my swimming suit top came down