An angry wife and mother is so pissed at her abusive husband that she cuts the head, arms , and legs off off her toddler children . Throws there bodies in the oven and bakes them . Then call her husband for dinner ( he's been hitting her and telling her to get dinner made and stop being lazy ) . He sits at the table . grabs some of the already carved meat and takes a bite. He complain's " you know how much I hate dark meat ! " He smack his wife grabs the knife and starts to carve " what the hell...!" He suddenly realizes in horror that turkeys dont have belly buttons. The wife starts to laugh " heh heh heh" His face turns pale . His wife says " Aren't you even going to ask me where the KIDS are ?!!! "
" How do you like your f*ckin dinner ? !! HUH !!! ? "
2006-07-19 14:31:15
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answered by Anonymous
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After 25 years of EMS experience, I can't imagine anything more grosser than what I've already seen...or smelled. Seeing is one thing...but try smelling it. So if you want gross, then I'll give you gross...something that a lot of people don't realize. Suppose you go somewhere and come up on a body that has been decomposing. Maggots and flies are present, as are various other kinds of insects. The smell is bad......but the smell isn't as bad as that sudden nasty taste you have in your mouth. I'll let you figure out the rest.......
2006-07-19 21:28:48
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answered by cajunrescuemedic 6
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What is the grossest thing you can imagine ?Women running around bare legged.Talk about a gross!!
2006-07-19 21:23:37
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answered by Bubsy 4
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Homosexuality.
2006-07-19 21:23:49
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answered by Anonymous
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two japanese lesbian twins
one bucket of live eels
one twin places funnel and eels up the other's butt.
the eeled twin writhes in ecstasy then shoots the eels out of her butt into the other twins mouth and she eats them.
sadly, it was already thought up by some wierd japanese dude and made into a porno
2006-07-19 21:24:39
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answered by me 3
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Sucking the snot out of someones nose until their head caves in is pretty gross
2006-07-19 21:22:06
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answered by Anonymous
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being crammed in a space, not necessarily small, but with people packed in like sardines. they are sweaty and smelly, and they are coughing and sneezing all over me!!! omg its making me gag! and, if l move a smackeral in any direction, somebody TOUCHES ME!!!!! AND THEY GET THEIR EPITHELIALS ALL OVER ME!!! omg! i would die!
2006-07-19 21:23:00
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answered by Samantha B 2
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angelina jolie and brad pitt with their kids alive and well
2006-07-19 21:21:59
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answered by Anonymous
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sex with janet reno
2006-07-19 21:22:44
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answered by Anonymous
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