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cause sheep can't cook

2006-07-19 13:48:02 · 25 answers · asked by firestoneasetech 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Seriously, God created women so that men should have helpmeets (helpmates). That's in Genesis.

2006-07-19 13:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Adam was lonely, and he asked god for a companion. GOd said that he would make for him the perfect mate, Beautiful, Sexy, Honest, Faithful, Obedient, and a good cook. Adam was pleased, until God told him it would cost him an arm and a leg.
Adam thought for a moment and then asked:
"Well, what can I get for just a rib?"

2006-07-19 21:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by cyphercube 3 · 0 0

Man and woman together make a complete pair- sheep's on the other hand work if its ram and you, I mean ewe!

2006-07-19 20:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by hope 2 · 0 0

Because man couldn't handle the pain of child birth! Can you imagine having a child come through that little hole? He figured out that men were not perfect and could not take care of themselves, so he made women, so we could show men how to do it right.
I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR!

2006-07-19 20:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0 0

No, He created us so we can yell at men like you! Someone gotta have hearts and if it it werent for us, being here caring and loving, this world would be 10 times crazier :)

2006-07-19 21:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 · 0 0

He screwed up royally the first time so He not only had to clear up the mistake, He had to make it better the second time around.

2006-07-19 20:51:35 · answer #6 · answered by shire_maid 6 · 0 0

That is dumber than dumb. For all you blow hard guys out there, I'd like to see JUST ONE of you live for a week without a women in your life. Yeah right. Pansy's would fall like flies.

2006-07-19 20:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Close enough. He created them to help man.

2006-07-19 20:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Doc Ock 1 · 0 0

To give men a reason to live.

2006-07-19 20:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by Federico 4 · 0 0

Adam was lonely and without an equal.

2006-07-19 20:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Ananke402 5 · 0 0

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