Dear President Bush, obviously you are having problems with your hearing. WHERES MY MONEY, WHERES MY OIL, AND WHERE ARE MY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-19 12:29:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
If they were up your *** you'd know EXACTLY were they were now wouldn't yah.
2006-07-19 12:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money - your money is safely in the hands of Iraqi and American administrators, who have been funneling reconstruction funds to their own private interests and sometimes to the insurgents
Oil - still in the ground. American contractors like Halliburton got first-bidding, but overcharged and didn't get the work done because of instability
WMDs - North Korea, Israel, France, Russia, UK... where you'd expect WMDs to be found. No WMDs have been found in Iraq, only some abandoned containers. The WMDs were destroyed in the 1998 UN mission after US airstrikes as reported by Iraqi officials - all evidence turned out to be nothing
Don't blame Bush - remember the CIA head called it a "slam dunk" and Cheney had the "greeted as liberators" thing going on and Rumsfeld had the "unrest for six weeks, not possibly six months" lie - it's more the right-wing fanatics and media's fault
2006-07-19 19:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by MrPotatoHead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Idiot,
Apparently you are having trouble with your logic. I don't know where your money or your oil is, though I suspect Al Gore has it over there at Occidental Petroleum, but I'm too busy to go look for it. I hope you don't have weapons of mass destruction or we're going to have to kick your butt, too. Saddam's WMD were in Iraq where I said they were. They just took a little findin'.
YOUR President (whether you like it or not),
George W. Bush
2006-07-19 19:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your money is still in the hands of the people who no longer wish to employ your lazy ***. And what...mad the gov't won't pay you to sit on the couch and play X-box.
Your oil is still at the refinery as hence you have no job you can't afford to buy any.
And the WMD is there you just have to be able to see through you bias and hatred.
2006-07-19 20:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by jpxc99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the Pentagon is going to put the 50 chemical warheads they found in Iraq under your bed.
Try to at least find out the facts before you blather on like that.
2006-07-19 19:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Karl the Webmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The oil is still in the ground. The money and WMD are safely ensconced in Syria. Why don't you go check it out and report back to us?
2006-07-19 22:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by amartouk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WMDs were found in iraq it just never mad the media. We found 500 chemical weapons and hundreds of other missles and warheads that suddam told the UN he would get rid of in '98. he never did and we found them
2006-07-19 19:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by THEBurgerKing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear max_sterling003,
Iraq moved them temporarily to Iran and Syria. I didn't know they were yours. Come on over to Iraq and claim them.
2006-07-19 19:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by Newt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now who's the retard?
P.S. Condi doesn't want to run.
2006-07-19 19:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW NOW!!!... don't go pointing out the truth to the NeoCons, you KNOW they can't handle that.
2006-07-19 19:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by politicallypuzzeled 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋