After having 2 piggies, I'm still hungry. I went for another and guess what? He built his house from bricks!!!! I've huffed and puffed but this hasn't helped. There is a chimney but I'm out of ideas. Help please, I'm hungry!
2006-07-19 12:20:08 · 20 answers · asked by brian h 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
tooreal76 - Ahhh! the 3rd little piggie has shown herself. I can tell by the hair on your chinny chin chin.
2006-07-19 12:26:17 · update #1
Why to people come on calling me a dork, don't you realise I have feelings? Next person to come on calling me a dork and I'll really really cry!.....I mean it, I will. Really
2006-07-20 02:43:55 · update #2
You gotta outsmart the guy. Try dressing up as his grandma.
2006-07-19 12:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Watch out, 99% of entry attempts through ceiling orifices (chimneys) are met with extreme pain from falling onto the cooker in the kitchen (sometimes holding pans of boiling water).
I'd give up and go to the local KFC and have chicken instead!
2006-07-19 12:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tony T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too old school. You have to blow it up now. Move with the times man. Try a Molotov cocktail, or as was previously suggested a pipe bomb. You just may have a cooked piggy though.
2006-07-19 12:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by 20mommy05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...what you do is bait the piggy with slop, when he exits the joint, you go to Mexico and purchase .3 sticks of dynamite and KaBLEWeeeeee! There goes the house, but you still got the piggy to do as you please. Let me know how it turns out.
2006-07-19 12:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by fiteprogram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you mean 'blow down the house.' I am not going to answer the question 'how should I blow this house?' because even thinking about that gives me bad pictures in my head.
2006-07-20 12:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by helen s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the piggy alone and become a vegitarian
2006-07-19 13:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Mich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the supermarket and buy some Oscar Mayer bacon.
2006-07-19 13:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself a pipebomb and blow the house.
2006-07-19 12:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by Samba Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the first answer you are a dork
2006-07-19 23:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use up leftover fireworks and sit back and watch the show.
2006-07-19 12:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by roxya153 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋