Take some ketchup and squirt it all over the monster so it thinks its bleeding then it will run to the hospital for help! Your monsters gone long enough for you to make ur getaway!
2006-07-19 12:11:35
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answered by JORIE F 1
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It depends on the type of monster, of course!
1. If you have a cookie monster, destroy it using chocolate chip cookies laced with arsenic. If you can't find arsenic, just use macadamia nuts. Cookie Monster is allergic to them.
2. If you have a closet monster, destroy it by leaving cheese in the closet. Mice will go to eat the cheese, and the monster will eat the toxic chemical-ridden mice.
3. If you have a general monster, you must give it a mouse and a cookie. Then, the monster will become so enraged it will be destroyed, because everyone knows that if you give a mouse a cookie...
2006-07-19 19:59:27
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answered by +Veritas+ 2
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Well, according to the movie "The Horror of Party Beach", you use SODIUM!! Just throw it at the monsters (bare-handed!!) and they blow up.
According to the movie "The Attack of the The Eye Creatures", you shine a bright light on them.
Most monster movies require that you shoot the monsters a kabillion times with normal firearms.
Unless, of course, you are Godzilla, in which case you are immune to everything except little Japanese boys in shorts.
Or you can eject them into the vacuum of space, as in "It, the Terror from Beyond Space" and "Alien".
Or you can get them to eat hundreds of boxes of Instant mashed potato flakes, and then feed them lots of water, so that they die of instant elephantiasis . . .
2006-07-19 23:22:23
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answered by Dave_Stark 7
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Food stuff only. Hmmm. Well, I'd start with lemon juice, distill it to remove water (and therefore, increase the concentration of citric acid). Then I'd add some vinegar and some soda syrup.
Then, I'd smell some limburger cheese (or some foodstuff equally foul-smelling), and vomit into the prior mix.
Between the hydrochloric acid, the citric acid, the acetic acid, and the phosphoric acid, I'm willing to bet it'll get rid of it.
2006-07-19 19:29:07
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answered by NonHomogenized 3
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It often takes a monster to defeat another monster...and food would have nothing to do with it.
2006-07-19 19:12:14
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answered by riverhawthorne 5
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You destroy the "monster" by stopping your overuse of illegal drugs. Then you will no longer see the "monster".
2006-07-20 00:30:49
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answered by quicksandvalley 3
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Eat a bunch of bacon and then breathe on him. Garlic works well too. Smellllly.
2006-07-19 19:11:10
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answered by Shawn 2
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dynamite stick should taste good for the monster, it's usually red and looks delicious for them.
2006-07-20 00:15:12
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answered by firefly 5
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Feed it the mystery food from the back of the refrigerator ...
2006-07-20 09:49:40
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answered by Giggly Giraffe 7
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Spray him with "PAM" and hold a lit cigarette lighter under the aerosol as it comes out.
You will have made a flame thrower from your kitchen.
He will die in flames.
2006-07-19 19:17:50
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answered by Molly 6
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