Every nite and all nite she is burping.She usually takes 5 Bananas to bed.Is she trying to tell me something.????
2006-07-19 11:21:55 · 16 answers · asked by realdolby 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The bananas are her way of telling you that your dick is to small and the burping is from her sucking me off and swallowing. I'll fix that for you by not letting her swallow any more. Problem solved
2006-07-19 11:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by irishlad 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gosh someone that eats that many banana's a day and she is burping all night, imagine when you are gone what the toliet is like cause banana's make your system run smoothly. Give her some tums and stop being a piggey.
2006-07-19 11:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move into the spare room? Hide the bananas? Is she overweight? Fat people are said to burp more due to bad diet. I don't envy you.
2006-07-19 11:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by cheyenne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She sounds like she gets hungry at night and doesn't want to get up but she should do something about the burping, that would annoy me.
2006-07-19 11:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To put you off dressing that baseball costume again presumably.
Sounds like a great marriage you got yourself there bud!
You knew each other reall well hey?!
2006-07-19 11:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Leapling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She likes bananas? She wants you to buy her some Wind-eze?
2006-07-19 11:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by charleymac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha what kind of question is that?Sounds like she is needing a shrink!!get her some help or perhaps both get help good luck!!
2006-07-19 11:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes she is trying to tell you she was a monkey in her former existance.
2006-07-19 11:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wants to eat something long and soft
2006-07-19 11:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sausage Fingers™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your name is not tarzan by any chance, is it? with a wife with the name of cheetah?
what am i saying? are you married to a woman or a monkey?
2006-07-19 11:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋