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Just trying to make you laugh. Funniest answer gets the BIG TEN POINTS!

2006-07-19 10:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Fortunately for us all the safest way to encounter these creatures is through their frequent posts to 'yahoo answers.'

2006-07-19 11:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by wehwalt 3 · 1 0

I haven't seen any, but I've heard from them. Some idiot that didn't like my answer e-mailed 4 totally incoherent ranting and raving e-mails, telling me how wonderful he was and how terrible I am. Although he knows not one thing about me, he seems to think he does and is better than anyone else in this world. This is the closest thing to a Neanderthal that I've heard of in awhile. He might be one of those in the commercial that gets offended very easily!!

2006-07-20 02:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Karen H 5 · 0 0

My family produces them....I have three neanderthal brothers and thier girlfriends and wives are just like them and thier children......and just when I thought I escaped them I got into a relationship with one......oh the horror.......I was held captive five years before I got to break free and run screaming away. I tell you, no one is safe......you know that prickly sensation you get and the hair on the back of your neck like stands up and you know someone is close enough to touch you.......you turn and no one is there.......bs.....it was a neanderthal......where he went God only knows. If I were you I'd hide....maybe in a commune......now that's a whole story on it's own.....but much much nicer *wink*.

2006-07-19 21:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by lcbwitch 2 · 0 0

That bus driver, Sam, in Speed has that bizarre brow ridge that makes him look like a caveman. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all and he's an OK actor, but whoa! That guy looks like some kind of missing link. If I were that guy, I'd take my acting money and get that brow ridge shaved down.

2006-07-19 20:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

That guy living in the White House...

2006-07-19 21:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0 0

Its a toss-up between George W. Bush and my ex-wife.

2006-07-19 23:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Most pro atheletes and gangstas.

2006-07-20 04:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 0 0

Yes, I have. I see it every day I wake up to my husband. He scratchies his **** and picks his nose and walks around looking absolutely dense. (But I do love him).

2006-07-19 18:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by Kelli 5 · 0 0

I wake up every morning next to one.

2006-07-19 18:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by curls 4 · 0 0

Oh, I've even dated some of them.

2006-07-19 17:52:09 · answer #10 · answered by MornGloryHM 4 · 0 0

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