Christians please help me. Switching to Macintosh OS has made me a homosexual. What can you do to help me?
2006-07-19 10:44:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Security
Connect your Mac to the internet and pull up some porn.
But start with Page3.com. That'll ease you into it so you don't go into convulsions from the sheer shock of porn. If that doesn't work, could you come over and decorate my apartment for me?
2006-07-19 10:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt the computer has made you a homosexual individual. It may have helped you realize that you like smooth lines and clarity, but also look at all the people with an iPod. Perhaps this homosexuality is a phase, or perhaps its not bad at all. Only time will tell.
2006-07-19 17:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by shinakitsune 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to repent from your homosexuality is to return to a Windows OS.
2006-07-19 17:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by OneRunningMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being in love with an opperating system dosn't really count for homosexuality.
Maby homoOS, or perhaps homotosh? But not homosexual.
2006-07-19 17:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by billybetters2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well what did you expect!? Anyway, I can oppose any proposed amendments to the constitution banning homosexual marriage. That way you can still lead a fullfilling life and share it with a (as yet undiscovered?) loved one (MacOS User?). I hope that helps.
2006-07-19 19:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mikal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We keeping tell you - go to messing around with an apple and you get yourself in trouble!
After that whole Adam, Eve, garden and snake thing you'd think people would know better...
2006-07-19 17:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use windows 2000 or higher!
2006-07-19 17:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repent and pray to the one and only true God, Jesus.......Hernandes. You can find him in the phone book, give him a call.
2006-07-19 17:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a decent IBM compatible and you will be gay no longer.
Sorry, Macs just make you gay. Get a real computer.
2006-07-19 17:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should all hope that Mrs Paige will come here to rescue you.
2006-07-19 17:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋