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yes, a couple times, one time the guy winked, I ******** bashed his face into the wall and urinated all over the back of his head and made him drink it off the tiled dirty floor

2006-07-19 10:37:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Never happened to me be4... i wonder why?

2006-07-19 10:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♫♪Ms.J♥Virgo♣♠ 5 · 0 2

One time, I was urinating, minding my own bussiness when suddenly this little guy walks in. He climb on a box, and unleash a big piece of meat, that he could barely hold with both hands. I was stunned and told him politely that he had one of the biggest johnson I've ever saw. He told me "I wasn't always this big, you know. I used to work for Santa Claus, and he grant me this wish as farewell treat for years of hard work". "Can you talk to him, so maybe he can grant me a wish like he did yours?" "Sure thing, pal, but nothing's for free. You're gonna have to take me in your behind as price" "Get out of here, you sonnababitch! I won't do it!" And the guy, calmly started to walk away. I briefly hesitated, and call him back. "Ok, have your way!". As he took position, with every thrust told me: "You - are- way - too - old- to - believe - in Santa Claus"

2006-07-19 10:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Blasphemer 3 · 1 0

Somebody should come up with a law that forces guys to look at each other at least once a day in public urinals. That way they would stop worrying so much about something so simple. Yeah, we all compare ourselves to others, all the time, conciously or subconciously, there's nothing wrong with it. Deal with it.

2006-07-19 10:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by brooke 2 · 0 1

i'm no longer even kidding i besides the undeniable fact that the identify of this became women: at the same time as your contained in the urinal do you contact to at least one yet another? Do you ever seize your self searching to work out how enormous...? it freaked me out.

2016-11-06 20:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it happened to my friend once...he says that there were 2 guys, they came in together and since there were only 3 urinals and my friend was using the middle one, so they each got on either side of them, the one on his left kept staring while the one on the right actually reached over to touch it...my friend came out all hyperventilating lolz!!!

2006-07-19 10:41:40 · answer #5 · answered by nDn tigress 4 · 0 0

It happens all the time. I just ignore them and finish up. I really don't mind though b/c I'm comfortable in my man hood and know that I'm not gay. Plus I can't help the fact that I'm well endowed. I guess their jealous or something.

2006-07-19 10:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Little_Major 2 · 0 0

i hope your kidding about bashing the guys face in the wall.
if you have a nice package you can't blame pep's for noticing.
he might have been gay or he might have just been in aah. because you got a better deal than him.i've got small boobs i'm sure i've checked out a chicks rack who had a bigger pair than mine. i'm sure glad no one has bashed my face in the wall for it..

2006-07-19 10:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by christine 3 · 0 0

A couple of times, yes

2006-07-19 10:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by Glittering angel 3 · 1 1

you bet-although rather resort to abuse I merely say "man this is deep relative to top of water bowl-sometimes I get reach the curve in the pipe" And don't forget to wash hands buddy

2006-07-19 10:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by dugal45 3 · 0 0

Oh do excuse me I appear 2 B in the Mens.

U men are weird. Where do U sit?

2006-07-19 10:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It hasn't happened to me, but I like the way you handled your situation.

2006-07-19 10:40:48 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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