2006-07-19 10:26:31 · 17 answers · asked by hubbabubba 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
You buy a brown cat, teach it to chase them, and use the cat to help you capture and enslave them. It helps if when you capture the Smurfs, you put them in a large wooden cage and occasionally poke them with sticks.
Above all, remember to curse the Smurfs in a vaguely eastern-european accents, and realize that only with persistence will your attempts to eat/enslave/slaughter the Smurfs be rewarded with success.
2006-07-19 10:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple. Catch them because everyone knows you can turn SMURFS into GOLD!
2006-07-19 18:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Steve C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them and train them...just think of it, having an army of smurfs to do your every bidding.
2006-07-19 17:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurfs suck....Kill them all
2006-07-19 23:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sell them 5 minute tickets for private sessions with u in ur bedroom
2006-07-19 17:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by daffy duck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a therapist!
2006-07-19 17:30:35 · answer #6 · answered by BlueberryGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat them... they taste like chicken, and the blue color disappears with heating.
2006-07-19 23:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave them alone. They do well by themselves. Do not like people much.
2006-07-19 19:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you should train them to do tricks! You'll be famous!
2006-07-19 19:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm stop doing drugs and talk to a psychologist
2006-07-20 02:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋