Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
2006-07-19 10:22:45 · 17 answers · asked by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Either when Peter is at the restaurant and says over the microphone, "Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all." or when Stewie's voice keeps getting higher while he says to Brian at the end of an episode, "How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? ... No, no, you deserve some time off.
2006-07-19 13:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by YOOOO 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the bedroom, Louis walks in ready for a fun night.
Louis: Hey Peter, I am a sexy little school girl ready to be taught a lesson.
Peter: Oh yeah, well I am a 16lv Paladin with a +2 Sword of Justice and a Helm of Vindication.
Louis: But Peter, if you are a Paladin, you can't wear a Helm of Vindication.
2006-07-19 23:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Les 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Peter: Lois, I cant find my favorite pair of underwear.
Lois: Which one? The one where you ripped hole in the right cheek from when you got stuck in that airplane bathroom from when you got the trots?
Peter: No, I'm looking for the pair with the hole in the left cheek from when I had to hold it in because it was that extra long Palm Sunday service and I thought blowing gas would offend God so I let it rip in the vestibule after service.
Lois: Top drawer. "
or "Peanut butter jelly time"...
2006-07-19 17:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by littlegrady2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris: Stewie, do you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle that I find, I shall kill you.
Peter: Brian, look! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says 'OOOOO!"
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
2006-07-19 17:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by Will the Thrill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From one of the funniest scenes.
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
2006-07-19 17:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Majixion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: Hey here's an idea, why dont you morph yourself into someone with something interesting to say?
2006-07-19 17:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by scrazygirl25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! - in the most boston peter voice imaginable, followed by a nasally hahahahahahahahahaha.
2006-07-19 22:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kurse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's a good one. Mine is probably the one with the Mexican dude that knows two sentences of perfect English and nothing else, and Brian is like, "You're kidding, right?" and the guy goes, "Que?"
2006-07-19 17:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter: I learned something today. I thought that dogs lay eggs.
2006-07-19 17:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by worldssmallestcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter talking to his father in-law while on his father in-laws yacht: Would you like some seamen on your poopdeck??
2006-07-19 17:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋