I have been sitting around the backyard today deep in thought. Not much has happened. A few neighbors strolled by a few hours ago and I thought I heard them murmur something like..."Can you believe those guys have a goat in their backyard"? It's not easy being a barnyard animal stuck in a rural mid-western community. Although the kids seem to find me amusing and once in awhile will give me an occasional tap on the head. It's those moments that can really make a goat’s day!
I did however witness an automobile accident on the other side of the street a couple of weeks ago. It was actually quite amusing. Not the fact that two cars ran a stop sign and then ultimately into each other. It was for the simple little fact that an older woman dressed in a purple dress got out of her car with an umbrella and started to pummel the man who was in the other car. From my prospective it did look like it was her fault. She didn’t seem to think so and really ripped into this poor gent. I could tell the guy was really upset by the woman’s actions becuase he then proceeds to pile drive her in to the ground and said... "Take that you wretched whore"! She started to bleed slightly out of the corner of her mouth and then pulled a switch blade on the guy. His face turned three sheets of ghost white and believe it or not I think he started to cry. She smirked ever so slightly at the guy and said "Don't **** with grandma or I will cut ya bad, real, real, bad"!
I'm not sure if there was a fuel leek or if the guy pissed himself? She eventually got back into her car and proceeded to drive off while shouting out the window "pansy ***". She extended her middle finger upward towards the area the guy was standing and yelled out again “you just got your *** handed to you by a 65 year old cripple jerk-off"! You could hear a faint cry and whimper from the guy. He lit a cigarette and got on his cell phone and moments later two police vehicles pulled up. This was a pretty exciting day my friends!
Well enough from me for now. I look forward to chatting again sometime. I will be back soon with another update from the city.
Salutations,
Goat
2006-07-19 10:16:29 · 7 answers · asked by arenaimage 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Wow, I actually got to like that story..you have a really good imagination...lol I love the stroy!=)
2006-07-19 10:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by amy_dawn0044 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enable me get this promptly. you want us to tell you what to do to discover a puppy goat which you lost? What attainable suggestion could desire to we've for you besides to call the pound and ask if everyone has seen a goat? heavily...i will inform you one element....the goat isn't on yahoo solutions. Get obtainable and seek for the damn element. you understand, its in comparison to a cat...human beings will bear in mind seeing an earless goat.
2016-11-02 08:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your goat definitely needs to get out more.
And tell him to be careful. If he keeps writing about nothing, the writers of Seinfeld will most decidedly sue your goat for plagiarism.
That'll really get your goat.
2006-07-19 10:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one intelligent goat. He sees much from his lawn.
2006-07-19 10:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ricky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, your goat is obviously smoking far too much crack.
2006-07-19 10:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by wanderklutz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't read it but its absolutely awsome..
2006-07-19 10:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was weird but interesting to read thanks.
2006-07-19 10:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋