while the song, "River of Dreams" by Billy Joel was playing? Then when you get to the shore, you meet up with some rednecks who let you borrow their truck so you can buy some more beer?
2006-07-19 09:54:51 · 8 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
No, but here's a real story. A friend of mine was canoeing in Canada, northern part. Her canoe tipped over and she was carried downstream by the current. She almost died. The natives of a small village found her and nursed her back to health. Her family thought she was dead and had her funeral. Two weeks later the natives got her to a phone and she called. Imagine the reaction of her parents when she called them after they buried her the week before.
2006-07-19 09:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not canoeing, but bass fishing, which i think is stupid as hell anyway, besides, i didnt and dont have a fishing liscence...we ended up parking the boat on a little island and starting a camp fire and drinking beer
2006-07-19 09:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hear "Dueling Banjos" from somewhere in the distance and one of the rednecks say you "sure have a purdy mouth", run like hell!
2006-07-19 10:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by tazinator5150 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever considered you might EFFing DROWN from mixing booze and boats. So far your track record ain't too good, m'man.
2006-07-19 10:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Dutch58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-19 09:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a complete waste of your time.
2006-07-19 09:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not tip the conoe over no but to drink and fish
2006-07-19 10:06:54 · answer #7 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No cause I don't like beer. LOL.... oh and dutch...... that's why he posted it LOL ....
2006-07-19 10:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by madasahornet82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋