What is your funniest....?

Question

DRUNK story????

Or if not drunk story any funny story....

Answer 1

Oh.. drunk stories. I have tons.. but one sticks out.

There was the time that my friend turned 21 and we partied fora week straight.. then at the end of the week.. we went to this club ( I live in Vegas) called Body English.. drank all night.. ALL night, didn't get home until about 4 am and had to be at the Airport at 7am for our flight to San Francisco... I tried to convince her that it would be a good idea to make ourselves throw up, to get all the alcohol out of our systems so we wouldn't feel absolutely horrible all day when we were in San Francisco.. because we were only flying there for the day and would be back home that night.. Definately not enough time to recover from a hangover. So she's in the bathroom trying to make herself puke.. and of course she's TRASHED.. I mean.. she just turned 21. and we were living together at the time.. so all of a sudden I hear this THUMP.. and then " owww " and then another (smaller) thump. I walk in the bathroom and she's sitting on the floor, in front of the toilet, with her hand on her forehead. I say " what happened? "

Apparently, the toilet seat hit her in the head. SO then she has this HUGE bump on her head.. and she's STILL drunk.. and she wasnt even able to throw up.

Needless to say we flew to San Francisco... and she was hung over all day with a huge bump on her forehead.

I have pictures! LoL.

Answer 2

When I was in Romania two summers ago (with my friend who has the dacha in Romania actually...it was the last time I actually saw him, but we e-mail and such yet), my friend and I went to the pubs, but we got seperated which is okay because we both have handies/cell phones. However, we both ended up going seperate ways, and I met an attractive lady who was from Volgograd (Russian Federation), but staying in Romania for a work-related trip. Volgograd is not too far away from my native city, and it is even closer to where I attended the university. So, of course, I became friendly, and we ended up going to her hotel room after we were both drunk, but we only made out a lot and fooled around (because even though she asked for other things yet, I am not a man-wh*re).

We fell asleep, but when I woke up in the morning she was gone. The small amount of money I had in my front jean pockets was also gone (but it only amounted to about 5 or 6 U.S. Dollars if converted), the light jacket I had brought along, all of the junk in my jacket pockets, my keys (why?!), and even my belt (which I was still wearing!) was gone.

I am sure that you don't think it's so funny that some girl stole a lot of my things, but the reason that I think it is so funny is that she neglected to check my back pockets which contained my wallet which had all of my cards, ID, and such, plus about 80 U.S. Dollars (well, if you convert it, it's about that much!) for my trip to Romania yet!

My friend on the other hand, had just gone back to his dacha, and I sure had a story for him! I think that lady could have bought at least 10 nice belts with the money she forgot to steal from me! Ha ha!

(I don't think I've done anything really stupid when drunk; I don't even know if other people will find my story funny, but even though it was me being robbed, I think it's funny...I didn't lose anything major otherwise I wouldn't find it so funny!)

Answer 3

i dont really like drinking..but i think it had to have been when i hung out with 3 other guys..2 were drunk and me and the other boy were the nerdy sober people...and my boyfriend at the time ran up to some people in a car and asked to use their bathroom

Answer 4

Arguing with orlando police because they were saying I was in a car that was not mine. I argued for about 30 minutes the realized my ride was like 5 spaces over. Exzact same cars . Imagine that. I told then that It wasn't locked just like mine so i just crawled in.