on a scale of 1-10 rate this joke 10 being higher?

Question

4 people are traveling on a train an american guy, a canadian guy, a blond irish women with big boobs and an old scottish lady. suddenly they go through a tunnel they hear a loud smack and when they come out the american has a handprint on his face. the scottish lady thinks that the american groped the blond and she smacked him. the blond thinks that the american tried to gope her groped the old lady by mistake and she smacked him. the american thinks that the canadian groped the blond and she smacked him by mistake, and the canadian thinks, i can't wait 4 another tunnel so i can smack the american again. lol

Answer 1

I'm american, but i laughed at that. I didn't expect the ending at all.

Answer 2

2

Answer 3

10

Answer 4

10

Answer 5

6. Here is a really good joke. A little boy lived on a farm where they only had an outhouse to go to the bathroom in. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and always stank. The out house was right next to a creek and the boy decided that one day he would push the outhouse into the creek. One spring the creek was flooded and the boy decided to push the outhouse into the creek. So he pushed into the big creek and the outhouse collaped and flowed down the creek. That night his father sternly told him to sit down. "Son, somebody pushed the outhouse into the creek, it was you right?" Knowing he was in trouble he nodded his head but the added "In school I learned that George Washinton chopped down a cherry tree but he didn't get into trouble becuase he told the truth." "Yes," said his father "but his father wasn't in that cherry tree!"

Answer 6

I just read it loud here in our living room, and even though We are not native Anglo - strictly speaking,... One tiny bit of advice:"When you do not use Capital letters, to begin any sentence (weird word), a lot of your expression loses its exact meaning, in your piece. The Joke then disappears underneath confusion and minces the fun a wee bit, because reader gets puzzled at the tone to use and when to pause.... Only you know how you told yourself the story in order to judge for yourself..... But I like this one a lot.... Poor Americans, their Politicians have stolen their country from underneath the people, Bankrupted them, to conquer the whole World, like Russia and China would loved to have a go, but who would not dream of such a stunt, because their folk doesn't mince so many words, and would have hanged them just to show, who's BOSS in real time

Answer 7

LOL i loved that one when i read it in Maxium. But there was better in that issue so i give this joke a 7. ( Like What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a minute to get hard, i was laid last night.)

Answer 8

It's funny.. but I'm not sure how I'd rate it :)

and yes, I am an American

Answer 9

omg hahah i really didnt get the begging but it made sence at the end hahahaha i give t a 9.5

Answer 10

7 i've heard better but that one was funny