Any Anti- Pirates of Carribean 2 out there??? Enuff of those who adore this show or Johnny Depp! ARGGHH!!!?

Question

I sure had enuff of the fans of Pirates of The Carribean 2 and Johnny Depp! Is anyone going to agree that this show is plotless, most confusing, weird accent, messy, and Johnny Depp looks most disgusting and dirty in this show (and his gay-ishness). Too draggy , can't wait to get out of the cinema after 1.5 hour. I simply can't understand what the plot is about the chest with a heart within it, the phantom ship with the overly done up special effects creatures, the save-my-damsel-in-distress, the scene with the cannibals, the sea battles, the witch, the always everyone-chasing-someone scenes...can somebody ever make sense of this senseless, plotless movie? Some anti-Carribeaners please!!! Air your thoughts now...

And oh, what is it about Depp that makes him so charming and ooh-I-can-die-for-him??? He looks disgusting and unkempt with an equally weird accent and gay movement that sure matched his looks.

Answer 1

OMG! I was waiting for some one else with the same view as me. The movie SUCKED it was to long and confusing which all ended with a terrible ending.

Answer 2

I kept wondering during the movie if pirates were supposed to be swooshy type gay, or if I was missing something. I mean, I've worked alongside gay people before, and they acted NOTHING like Depp did in this weird @$$ movie. I was at least hoping they would have made the witch "Marie Laveau", who would have fit into the Carribean theme. Keira Knightley did look hot in the movie, and that was the high point as far as I am concerned. The rest was essentially pointless special effects and setup for Pirates 3.

Answer 3

Well, I really enjoyed the movie so I'll answer your other question. While I'm not hugely into Johnny Depp, I will admit that he is attractive and many women are drawn to him. That is because, he as a person is very mysterious. He hates the paperazzi and stay away from it the best he can in France, except when he's filming. He's also kinda exotic and women go for that, too.
Btw, the "gay movement" you are referring to was a combination of his character just being weird and mysterious and his interpretation of "sea legs."
Don't be so jealous. Its very sad whenever someone becomes hugely jealous of the attention celebrities get.

Answer 4

Right now you don't even know how much i wanna slap you.
shut the f up.
Everything you said is so off base and so not true.
Are you a guy? Because guys say this kind of stuff because they're jealous because Johnny can get all the girls.
That movie rocked!
I've seen it 3 times already!
You're too much of a critic just enjoy it or go drink some rum or something.
Johnny is definitely sexy and Captain jack is my favorite role of his.

Answer 5

Depp is not hot and iv never seen either of the pirates of the carribean movies

Answer 6

There is just no way anyone can think this was a bad movie. Even if you don't like the actors it was well made and one of the best movies that was ever made. Sorry you did not like it. Maybe you should show up there next time off of everything so you can see the real movie.

Answer 7

you described all the things that made the movie great!! i agree that it was a little confusing and somewhat plotless...but it was still a good movie!!!!!!!

and oh, johnny depp makes pirates sexy!!!

Answer 8

I agree. It left a lot to be desired. I thought the first one was so good, and I was very disappointed in the second.

Answer 9

johny dept is an poor hobo with no life and just happened to get a job as an acter aldo pirates of the cariebein 2 is wack i had to see it dont ask y

Answer 10

I am sensing a little jealousy. Don't blow a gasket you will be loved in this life time.

Answer 11

Finally...thank you! someone agrees with me abt J. Depp & that damn movie.