dating funnies...?

Question

What was the most embarrasing thing that happened to you on a date?
Me i was wearing a skirt and the edge of my skirt got hook up on my underwear and i did'nt notice....and he did not tell me so when i got to the bathroom i discovered this and let's just say i wanted to duck out the bathroom window, the back door from the kitchen had to do....AAGGHH!!! So embarrasing thinking about it

Answer 1

I went on a date with this guy who suddenly decided he wanted me to drive. He stopped in the middle of the highway and we swapped seats. As I was adjusting the seat and hooking my belt, I was talking to him. Finally I noticed I was talking to myself because he had fell in the road and slid down into the ditch! I am just talking away and this guy is wallowing in the ditch on the side of the highway and we have traffic backed up. I almost peed my pants trying not to laugh, it hurt so bad not to laugh!

Answer 2

It was 4th of July weekend. A few couples went out for the evening and we all ended up at a friends for a little more fun. Someone broke out the sparklers, and I am not talking about the little ones, sparklers on steroids. They were 2-3 ft long and put out some serious glowage. Next thing I know my date is butt naked, 2 sparklers on steroids in each hand, running down the road! He was wearing thongs! After all the beer, I admit it I was so hysterical I peed my pants a little. Needless to say 3 1/2 years later I married the guy and he still keeps me laughing.

Answer 3

It wasn't really embarrassing to me but we were at a restaurant and my date (who had had a couple too many) got up to go to the ladies room. After 2 steps, her slip just fell to the floor and she didn't seem to notice; she just kept going. I got up, picked it up and stuffed it in my jacket pocket.

Later, in the car, I showed it to her and asked if she wanted it back. She was pretty embarrassed