2006-07-19 06:49:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
lol.. that's gross and rude! Don't do that pls!
2006-07-19 06:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by prawn_headed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until they are sitting down and then get as close to their ears as possible. You can only make a fart so loud before you need to use proximity to your advantage.
It also does a fantastic job at giving them a good whiff.
Good luck. May the farts be with you :)
2006-07-19 06:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Hax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Eat lots of Taco Bell.
2) Don't go #2 for several days.
3) Don't allow yourself to fart during those days, either.
4) When you finally let it go, do it in a crowded elevator and bear down with all your might! (But stop just short of pooing your pants)
2006-07-19 06:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow what a question. I'll have to put some thought into this....
My suggestion is to ingest copious amounts of re-fried bean paste and wash it down with carbonated water. When the flatulent recipe is ready to fire, bear down extremely hard but be careful not to rip it so hard that you prolapse your rectum. Enjoy.
2006-07-19 10:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by RixAloha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest question I've seen today, thanks! Not sure, maybe it's something you eat? I'm a naturally flatulent person too, though I'm a burper. I can burp loud enough to deafen the person next to me, my farts tend to be silent but they're pretty scary too.
2006-07-19 06:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by NikC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat plenty of beans every day for a whole week and do not use the bathroom during that week. Hold everything, then let it go.
2006-07-19 07:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by lonelyboy_001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go into the bathroom when you take a dump than.... use a baby monitor for the bathroom and stick the other half in the living room ..than just let it go!!! have fun!!
2006-07-19 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by madasahornet82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat alot of broccoli and beans a couple hours before. lol
2006-07-19 06:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a loud speaker.
2006-07-19 06:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by Michael F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Legumes.
2006-07-19 06:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf is up with that farting is natural man some food produce more of it like beans others reduce it so eat a ton of beans and some broccoli and u might be able to O.o
2006-07-19 06:52:57 · answer #11 · answered by goku48180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋