You come home and find your boyfrien/girlfriend in bed with your best friend, what do you do?

Answer 1

I'm a girl so i would slander her name and make sure everybody know what she had done and damage her car wheel slashing pain scratching leaving no proof it was me. And as for him i would be very tempted to castrate him you know crime of Passion and all that!
His would be chucked out and all his clothes shreaded and ruined.
Either way i would get a lot of satisfacion and they would be likely to never mess about again!

Answer 2

Well I am a man and if I came home and found my girlfriend in bed with my best friend, I would say" Heel--Sit--You know you are not supposed to be on the bed, then I would make the dog go outside and then spray the bed for fleas.

Answer 3

Grab a camera cuz..

A... My best friend is a guy!!
B. My bf is one of the biggest homophobes on the planet. He's not racist or biggoted, but all I have to do is say "yaoi" or mention guy on guy action and he goes green! >)

You know, that is kind of odd, cuz I do shadowcasting for the Rocky Horror Picture Show just about every week. You'ld think he'd be used to alternative lifestyles by now

Answer 4

If I came home and found anyone in my bed with my boyfriend I would calmly walk into the other room get the bottle of bleach walk back into the room and dump it on them and then just start swinging anything i could find and pick up . lamps tables ashtrays just about anything would work and they would both get out ..no more chances no more explanations nothin just get out and no they cant take anything with them ..not even their clothes .,...nothing..

Answer 5

Once they know you're there, turn around and walk out. It's over with both of them. You have no need to speak to either of them again or forgive them - but do get yr stuff back if she has any. Better to find out now than after you're married to the skank

Answer 6

honestly....i would be so pissed and heart broken i would probably just run out of the room, he'd run after me id turn around rack him and tell him to go back finsih her off at a cheap motel that i seriously thought u were better than that and u just killed me inside i would wallow and sulk around and plot my revenge with my best girlfriends eating ice cream and we would all plan a huge revenge and set it out the next day

we would probably take her outside naked and dump all his stuff on him and her send them handcuffed in a car without any brakes on the road to mexico before shaving her head off leaving the word tramp on her forehead with permanate marker and screaming at them making the biggest scene that the marshans in space can hear us

i would then go home and make sure that everysingle one of his things are burned and drink every single bottle of liquior in my cabinet and die in my own tears

but luckily he would never do that to me

Answer 7

Slap him & hate him & kick him out. Give your best friend a disappointed look with tears in your eyes. Shake your head and run out the door. It will do more then any other action.

Answer 8

OOOOHHHHH. I wouldn't even want to go there. I'd smash his most prized possession and then burn it for good measure. He has this dance hall type speaker that he holds very dearly. If he ever had to choose between me and that thing, he'd probably choose it, I hate it. It's gotten us kicked out of more places than I care to remember. And as for her, that B**Ch, I'd deny she ever existed. She was never my friend if she'd do me that way.

Answer 9

I personally would just say good bye to both of them forever. No getting back at them or anything i have kids so I dont have time for that crap.

Answer 10

Probably some harsh words and then leave, never to speak to either of them again.