Whats the dumbest/funniest thing you ever did trying to cook?

Question

One time I was attempting to bake my first cheesecake. I was using the electric mixer and leaned forward to grab something when all of the sudden the mixer sucked up my hair and twisted it all the way to my scalp before I could stop it. Thank God my mother was there to help me. I thought I was gonna have to cut off my hair! lol

Answer 1

Ok that's hilarious!! I'm not sure I can come anywhere near close to something that funny!
But I'll try .... when I was younger I wanted to learn how to bake. So I started small. I bought the pre-made muffin mix and set about making muffins. All you had to do was add water and one egg, mix it all up really well and then put them in the oven to bake. Well about the time they were supposed to be done, I pulled them out of the oven, took a toothpick and poked the middle to see if they were ready. ( I didn't know why I was doing that, I'd just seen my mother do it.) Well .. apparently I didn't mix the batter well enough because there was a small air bubble of unmixed batter and when I poked into the muffin it basically popped!!! Which meant that all of a sudden I was covered in muffin batter!! For years after that I was known by my friends as The Muffin Exploder.....nice eh?

Answer 2

Black ants from outside. I was a kid. Jarred them, then tried frying them with clovers from the front yard. I was smart enough to put oil in the pan and pre-heat it first so they didn't crawl all over the kitchen.

Problem is they burned because I took too long preparing pancakes from the box. I intended to put the lightly cooked insects and leaves inside the pancake batter for breakfast.

Ended up having Fruit Loops instead.

Answer 3

Well I've never done anything too bad but, one time I was trying to cook something in the oven and I forgot to check the oven before I preheated and heated up a frying pan of grease! What a pile of smoke that was. I thought the smoke would never clear in my apartment. Moral of the story: Always check the oven before you preheat!

Answer 4

i tried fixing Peach Cobbler for my fiance's birthday, 'reason he advised me how a lot he loves Peach Cobbler. It grew to develop into out undesirable. i changed into so disillusioned.He tried to cheer me up by using eating a number of it, yet he left the last of it interior the refrigerator and left it there always till I threw it away. It turned right into a waste of time and foodstuff. i'm leery about attempting to redeem myself and be conscious if i visit make it again the right way.

Answer 5

LOL...toasted cheese. It was my first attempt making it in college. I wasn't paying attention and it stuck to the pan and then next thing I know smoke was everywhere. The fire alarm went off in my apartment complex and we all had 2 evacuate, because of me!

Answer 6

I didn't check the oven prior to preheating. Evidently, the children had been using it for their excess toy storage facility. Melted plastic everywhere. Stunk up the whole house. Beyatch to clean up.

Answer 7

About 8 years ago I was at a Birthday party, and some of the girls there decided to barbeque bees. They didn't eat them - they just kept catching them and then throw them on the grill.

Answer 8

Long, long ago.......in a far away place.............my (then) mother-in-law brought over some food in plastic containers. I was young and didn't have a clue. So I put them in the oven to heat them up....only to see the plastic containers melting in the oven! Live and learn!

Answer 9

I went to open up a package of cake mix and the bag busted open and the mix flew up in the air.

Answer 10

one time, when i was stoned, i tried to make an egg salad sandwich, but there wasn't any relish or bread so i used hard boiled eggs, salsa, and mayo on ritz crackers. it was digusting, but i ate every bite because i had the munchies. the ugly side of pot, i suppose.