1. "To you I am an atheist. To God I am the loyal opposition"
2. " The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get any sleep."
3. "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
4. "If you want to make God laugh,tell him your future plans."
2006-07-19 05:53:15 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Woody Allen. At least I know he is responsible for #3.
2006-07-19 05:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by DR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Woody Allen
2. Woody Allen
HHMMMM Do I sense a pattern here!?!?
3. Woody Allen
4. Woody Allen
2006-07-19 08:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by HEartstrinGs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woody Allen.
2006-07-19 05:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mark Twain
2006-07-19 05:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know, but I think that the song "Get Right" by VanZant uses an adaption of the last quote--"And if you wanna hear God laugh, tell him your plans..." That's as close as i can get...good question, though.
2006-07-19 05:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by havenharleyb81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like George Bernard Shaw...
2006-07-19 05:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by sarge927 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are all quotes of
writer/actor Woody Allen.
2006-07-19 08:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋