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Because it's impacted, and only tiny turds can escape, a few slipping away at a time, making room for the 'grand poo-bah' to descend from his home and make a 'splash' into society (jazz music playing in the background).
This phenomena lends to the expression, "dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool".

2006-07-19 09:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Hippie 6 · 1 1

i guess the system feels intimidated and can only come up with a pebble. forcing out the rest of the poop really works

2006-07-19 05:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is easy--You're constipated. The most comfortable way to induce a full bowel movement is naturally by having an 8oz glass of prune juice or a 16oz glass of 100% Welch's Grape Juice. Or for faster results, pick up some Ex-Lax and pop a few of those.

Listen to Granny--You need more fiber in your diet!

2006-07-19 05:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eat the pebble for extra nourishment.

2006-07-19 12:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's really strange, sounds too me like you're fiber intake might be quite high but you aren't taking in enough water to make the fiber "work" for you... make sure you are getting your 8-10 glasses of de-caffeinated beverages a day!

2006-07-19 05:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its the way of the world.

2006-07-19 05:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because you're disgusting and god's punishing you.

2006-07-19 05:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by Richard H 2 · 0 0

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