how can I get free money?

Question

Ineed money

Answer 1

There's no such thing as "free" money. You always have to do something to get money, but you can:

1. Find it on the street
2. Rob a bank (usually illegal, though)
3. Beg for money
4. Get a job
5. Win the lottery
6. If you have a car, you can get paid to put advertisements on it.
7. Get companies to pay you to wear advertisements on your body (people have done this before)

Answer 2

Don't we all.

Get a job like everyone else. There is no such thing as free money. If you already have a job and your salary doesn't pay much, try searching for a better opportunity. If you are a young person, student, maybe you can get an internship and gain more experience, you'll have a shot at a better job and more experience. Also, if you haven't already go to college.

If you are a high school student thinking about college, consider this: Someone with a bachelor's degree earns nearly $1 million more over his or her lifetime than a high school graduate.

A Census Bureau survey released Thursday shows a college graduate can expect to earn $2.1 million working full-time between ages 25 and 64, which demographers call a typical work-life period.

A master's degree-holder is projected to earn $2.5 million, while someone with a professional degree, such as a doctor or lawyer, could make even more than $4.4 million.

In contrast, a high school graduate can expect to make $1.2 million during the working years, according to the bureau report that tracked the influence of education on lifetime earnings

Answer 3

Easiest way is to become a politician... or a televangelist... or a politicized televangelist... maybe a cult leader?

Hmmm... let's put some REAL thought into this now... I was thinking Kidnapper, but that requires work... and sometimes it gets messy.

Oooh! Oooh! I know! Game show contestant... Jerry Springer victim ...er... guest...

Stand on a corner with a hat, 4 days beard growth... and it helps if you pee on yourself a few times.

Lastly, you could always donate things... Blood's good, but I don't like needles. And there's always sperm... and I LIKE masturbating.

S'all I got man... that'll be $20.

Answer 4

Here's what you do:

1)Rip up your clothes.
2)Rub them in mud.
3)Fill an old raggedy back pack and put tin cans and rags in it until it's about half full.
4)Take one of the tin cans and peel the label off and make sure it's really rusted or really dirty.
5)Smear dirt all over your face and hands.
6)Rip (not cut-it looks too clean) the every other finger out of an old pair of gloves.
7)Make sure your hair hasn't been washed in three days, and tussle it up really good while it's greasy.
8)Sit on the sidewalk of a very busy street and hold startle everyone that walks by, by putting the can in front of them and grunting when the try to get by you.

That should get you a little bit.

Or you could just WORK for it like the rest of us who are not trust-fund babies!

Answer 5

Plant a money tree in your backyard. Mine's growing, but only coins have appeared so far. Apparently it takes a couple of years for the bills to start showing up.

Answer 6

pretend that you are a homeless person and stand on the side walk and you will probably get 67 cents in pocket change, but thats not all its for free! or you could tell your mom to get into a car accident on pourpose and tell her to retire and get welfare.

Answer 7

There is no free money in this world

Answer 8

Go beg on the street corner I suppose.

Answer 9

are u that poor that someone actually had to let you use their computer just to ask this stupid question of yours or sell yourself because u are useless

Answer 10

rob some1 or a store duhh