Can I superglue my annoying co-worker lips shut he wont stop whistling Dixie?

Answer 1

You could do that.

but thats a waste of money on super glue that could go towards purchasing beer to get drunk enough to just punch the jerk in the lips.

your co-worker can't whistle with swollen lips, you are able to get drunk, and you can't take the blame becuz all you have to do is remind him/her that you were drunk at the time.

see? you'll score three times.

in the words of one homer simpson: "To Beer, the cause of. and solution to, all of lifes problems."

Answer 2

Whistling Dixie in public? You must be in the South. Superglue for everyone!!!

Answer 3

Go ahead, be my guest...and make sure they stay shut.

A good solution the next time they're whistling Dixie is to start singing along with the words. That oughta shut them up.

Answer 4

I feel your pain!! I once worked with a guy who whistled all day long, not even a tune just made whistling for the sake of whistling AAARRRGGGHHH!!! And about all you can do is cringe and try to tune it out.

Answer 5

Yes, under the circumstances, this is a perfectly acceptable use of superglue

Answer 6

replace his chap stick with a glue stick
p.s. people actually whistle Dixie??? LOL

Answer 7

YES!

and when you are done, come on over to MY office and do the same to my co-workers!!!

bring a hammer, too, so we can smash everybody's cell phones!

Answer 8

Only if afterwards you say "You ain't just whistling Dixie!"

Answer 9

NO
Dixie is a patriotic song.
You may go have a beer on the South.

Answer 10

Go for it. When you are done there are some super annoying people at my job that can use the super glue.