2006-07-19 03:33:32 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
`your only suppose to blow the BLOODY doors off ` michael caine in the italian job , every time i hear him say it it cracks me up
2006-07-21 03:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
American Psycho
This is just the best and there are many good ones. Insane i guess
2006-07-19 07:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by dfmodena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jacoby "I'm going to teach you the meaning of pain" Elizabeth swann "you like pain?" Hits him with a pole "try wearing a corset" Pirates of the caribbean. Its sooo funny and thats when she starts standing up for herself like she does alot in dead man's chest. Like when she hits James Norrington over the hed with a glass bottle when everyone is about to go at him and she says "sorry, I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself" and the crowd cheers. I would say more but I don't want to totally spoil the movie for anyone who hasn't seen the second one yet. Which is probably no one on earth I've seen it 8 times at the cinema and going to see it again tomorrow.
POTC ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-24 09:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jensen Ackles Girl (I Wish!) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scene at the end of "Dogma", right after Rufus and Serendipity pull Jay down so Bartleby can have his head blown up.
Jay jumps up yelling "Get the f**k off me, What the hell is going on here, Why did you hug my head?" Then he notices God. "What is this the piano? Why ain't this broad talking? What the f**k happened to that guys head?" So God kisses him and he faints.
I just think the delivery of that line is genius, it's so funny and fits the character perfectly. I laugh everytime I see that scene.
2006-07-19 05:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by goodcanadiangirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry McGuire (1996)
'I love you. You...complete me' Tom Cruise says the woman, she then says
'Shut up, just shut up....you had me at 'hello'' this character is played by Renee Zellweger.
I love it coz if someone loved me and said it like that i would go weak at the knee's it shows that love is fascinating and everyone needs to be love and words are always I'mportant because people may not know what you think if you never tell them in this case the guy never told her he loved her and she was hurt until he told her he did.
im not being soppy with all the explaining but i love tearjerkers and that's just me!
2006-07-19 12:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by bluestar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Far Away So Close Lou Reed gives some money to Cassielle* who is sitting, drunk, babbling, begging on the street and says "Come on man, you can do it!" I really like that line because it fits all situations without needing to know the situation!
*I have no idea how to spell this!
2006-07-19 06:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Blade, are you ready to die?"
"I was born ready mother f***er"
Obviously it's from Blade3 and the line was said by Wesley Snipes. I don't know why i like it, i guess it's because there is no fear when asked a question that is supposed to instill a level of fright into him. The line is a two-fingers up and a clever reply!
2006-07-19 03:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by xsammyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" We serve hard liquor here for men who want to get drunk fast. Are you two going to order or do you need a "confinsur"(holding his fist in their faces)". The movie is "It's A Wonderful Life", spoken by the actor later TV producer Sheldon Leonard. It is very direct and tells the viewer that something has changed in perceived reality.
2006-07-19 19:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by andywho2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many of Peter Sellers' lines as Inspector Clousseau were incredibly funny - and we still LOL every time we hear them, however I think the best of all was "Don't be fooled by the legs, boys - It's really me" in (I think) "The Pink Panther Strikes again"
2006-07-19 03:44:52 · answer #9 · answered by John H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I have to pick just one? LOL Ok.
"If I walked around, saying I was an emporer, just because some moistened bink threw a sword at me, they'd put me away!"
Well actually the whole scene is canny...Why..because its monty python! LOL
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Michael Palin
2006-07-19 03:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything from "Strange Brew"
"If I didn't have puke-breath, I'd kiss you" - Bob
"The Power of the Force has stopped you, you hosers!" - Doug
"My brother and I used to say drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh?, Now he's not here, and I've got 2 soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!" - Bob
2006-07-24 10:46:10 · answer #11 · answered by moviefanatic68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋