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2006-07-19 02:48:36 · 37 answers · asked by Something 1 in Entertainment & Music Music

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I would rather be a "mini-me" Camel. Please allow me to explain.

I wanna genetically engineer Miniature little Camels, about the size of a small dog or a middle-sized cat, as pets!

The mini-me Camels would be awesome. You could train them to do tricks. And, they could be toilet-trained, as well.

In addition, the mini-me Camel could shnuggle up to you, and rub up against your leg, like a cat, in times of sadness or strife. They would be a wonderful comfort! : )
The best part of all is the 'spit list'. Being that Camels can spit better than your most seasoned Tobacco-chewing Redneck, you could create a 'spit-list', for your enemies. That way, whenever you have someone whom you despise, you could train the Mini-me Camel to attacks and spittoon upon your naughty enemigos. Yay!!! Yay!!!!!!!!

The mini-me Camel could also be trained to spit upon those whom sucketh @ss. : )

This, and other reasons, are why I would wish to be a mini-me Camel. Yay! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2006-07-19 02:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I would definitely rather be a llama and here is why. This is what life is like for my llamas:
They have a nice big pasture with more grass than they could ever eat, a barn, and open access to either one whenever thy want. They have llama buddies that they get to hang out with 24/7. Every morning before 7 somebody cleans out their barn and gives them fresh cool water and a treat. In the wintertime they have a winter coat to keep them warm. In the summertime, if it's hot out all they have to do all day is lay around in the shade with fans blowing on them if that's what they want to do. If it gets REALLY hot somebody will come spray cool water all over their legs and underside to make sure they don't get overheated. On nice days somebody might spend hours brushing their lovely fiber or maybe take them for a long walk. About once a month or so they get a pedicure. They get to go to fairs and llama shows and meet lots of other llamas and lots of people admire them and talk about how lovely they are all day. At the fairs and shows they also get to do fun things like llama obstacle courses, dress up in costumes, and prance around a ring.
Doesn't sound like such a bad life to me!

2006-07-19 03:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A Llama cause camels always have the hump

2006-07-19 02:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0 0

Llama

2006-07-19 02:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A male llama

2006-07-19 02:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by John T 3 · 0 0

LLama

2006-07-19 02:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by epo1978 3 · 0 0

A Camel, I like the humps.

2006-07-19 02:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by nick m 4 · 0 0

Llama. They're prettier

2006-07-19 02:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

llama

you know the llama song right?
if you don't here's think link
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

this song is more fun than "sally the camel"

2006-07-19 02:51:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

llama, because the camel is know as the `ship of the desert` due to the fact it is full of arab seamen.

2006-07-19 03:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by musicman 3 · 0 0

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