Best lines of POTC movies?? Jack Sparrow esp.!!?

Question

Heya ppl, what are your best and favourite quotes from the two POTC movies??

Esp those of Jack Sparrow, and I would seriously like to hear some bits about the 'curiosity' talk he had with Elizabeth????

Any cool websites that have loads of quotes?

Wow guys. that was funny! thanks alot. Keep the quotes coming!!

I liked the part where he went:

" I have a jar of dirt, I have a jar of dirt " then proceeds to topple down the deck -.-"

Answer 1

Okay, I know that there are a lot. you should read through them all anyway. some of the funnier ones are in the middle anyway. I just coppied and pasted.

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Scarlett: Jack Sparrow?
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. When you do see him, can you give him a message.
[proceeds by slapping Will in the face]

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Marty: [looking at the cloth] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key. Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Marty: Keys... unlock... things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So... we're going after this key?
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

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Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, it seems we have a need to travel upriver.
Gibbs: By "need" do you mean a trifling need, a fleeting need, more of a passing fancy?
Jack Sparrow: No. I mean a resolute and unyielding need.

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Jack Sparrow: [heavily] It's only a ship, mate.

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Elizabeth Swann: [to Lord Beckett] You robbed me of my wedding night!

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Ragetti: [studies his upside-down Bible intently, then looks up] Well, I say it was divine providence what escaped us from jail.
Pintel: And *I* say it was me bein' clever.
[turns to the dog with the keys]
Pintel: Ain't that right, Poochie?
Ragetti: How do you know it wasn't divine providence what inspired you to *be* clever?

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Palifico: [chuckles evilly] Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest from your cold... dead... hands.
Norrington: [looks around, then tosses the empty chest into Palifico's hands] Here you go!

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Davey Jones: [after Watching the Kraken Devour Jack] Jack Sparrow... Our debt is settled.

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Palifico: The Captain goes down with his ship.

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Maccus: Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil!

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Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh!
Gibbs: For the love of mother and child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [Looking terrified] Nothing.

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Cotton's Parrot: [Squawk] Don't eat me!
Will Turner: I'm not going to eat you.

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Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

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Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?

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Jack Sparrow: Hey fishface! Lose something? Look what I got. Come to negotiate eh, you slimy git?

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Jack Sparrow: You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me or you can mistrust him. Trust Me.

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Gibbs: Where's the Commodore?
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind.
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him.
[suddenly brightens]
Gibbs: Well, best not wallow in our grief!

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Elizabeth Swann: Why doesn't your compass work?
Jack Sparrow: ...My compass works just fine.

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Gibbs: What bodes ill for Jack bodes ill for us all.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: A marriage interrupted... or fate intervenes?

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Captain Bellamy: Oh and, uh, she's probably naked.

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Ragetti: He's got me eye.

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Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rumpot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: ENOUGH!
[Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will]
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!

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Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

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Jack Sparrow: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbunkle?

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Davey Jones: Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lay bare, all your sins punishable?

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Ragetti: [balancing a shovel] I could join the circus!

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Jack Sparrow: Maboogie snickel snickel. Toot sweet, come on!

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Jack Sparrow: Dirt? This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes...
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [Pulling it closer] No!
Tia Dalma: Den it helps.

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Norrington: So am I *worthy* to sail under Captain Jack Sparrow? Or should I just kill you now?

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Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

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Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, gents.

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Gibbs: ...Commodore?
Norrington: [irritably] No, not anymore, weren't you listening?

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Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?

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Elizabeth Swann: You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

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Davey Jones: Let them taste the triple guns.
Crewmember: Aye, Captain.

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Davey Jones: I *am* the sea.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The die is cast. I bid three twos.

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Will Turner: This key is going to help save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah. It'll save Elizabeth.

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Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Crewmember: Keys... unlock... *things*?

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Jack Sparrow: Oh, Bugger!

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Elizabeth Swann: Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other.

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Gibbs: We've only got half a dozen barrels of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the rum!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The rum too!

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Will Turner: What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma: What, indeed.
Gibbs: The sea...?
Pintel: Sums...?
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil...?
Jack Sparrow: A woman!

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Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

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Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there0- I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.

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Jack Sparrow: Where's it gone? Where's the thump-thump?

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Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.

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Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good.
Jack Sparrow: I know but it does me!

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Governor Weatherby Swann: Don't worry, we'll get you out of there. Now, where is that dog with the keys?

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Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me that you are troubled.

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Will Turner: If we can outrun them, we can take them. Let's turn around and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate?

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Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.

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Davey Jones: Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No!

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Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones!

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Elizabeth Swann: James Norrington, what has the world done to you?

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Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

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Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner.
Will Turner: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We came here for help and were not leaving without it
[to Tia]
Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you...

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Cotton's Bird: [squawk] Walk the plank! Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?

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Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
[pretends to faint]

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[last lines]
Barbossa: So tell me, what has become of my ship?

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Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES!

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Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: The Bo'sun prides himself on being able to cleave flesh from bone with every strike of the lash.
Will Turner: What, so I'm supposed to think what you just did was an act of compassion?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Yes.

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Lord Cutler Beckett: Every man has a price which he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes never to sell.

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Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back.
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about.
Gibbs: [to Will] Mind the boat.
Will Turner: [to Ragetti] Mind the boat.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] Mind the boat.
Pintel: [to Marty] Mind the boat.
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot] Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton] Mind the boat.
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat]

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Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: ...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood? I mean, er... ink?

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Elizabeth Swann: [chains him to the ship] It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
[leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away]
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [smiles sorrowfully] Pirate.

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Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? That brings us to... four.

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Elizabeth Swann: You're a good man, Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]

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Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain nonetheless!

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Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!

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Jack Sparrow: Undead monkey. Top that!

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Ragetti: Salvaging is saving, in a manner of speaking.
Pintel: There's the truth of it!

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Will Turner: ...then I'll return here to marry you.
Elizabeth Swann: Properly.
Will Turner: Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.

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Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[shoots the monkey]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

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Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

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Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

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Gibbs: [as Jack steps onto the ship] Not quite according to plan...
Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.

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Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow: I'm deeply flattered, lad, but my first and only love is the sea.

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Will Turner: You look beautiful.
Elizabeth Swann: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.

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Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

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Lord Cutler Beckett: A certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!*
Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs... I feel sullied and unusual.

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Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.

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Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against
[points to the sky]
Pintel: !

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Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] Still rooting for you, mate!

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[repeated line]
Jack Sparrow: Oh bugger.

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Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

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Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: [to the Kraken] Hello beastie.

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Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

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Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

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Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Never mind, let's go!

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'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [to Jack Sparrow] You won't be able to talk your way out of this one.

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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Answer 2

Captain Jack Sparrow Lines

Answer 3

imbd.com has some great quotes from both movies - Here are the links:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0325980/quotes

http://imdb.com/title/tt0383574/quotes

I have sooo many favorites that I can't choose!
Here are a few of my favorites:

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

I forgot these!!

This one cracked me up!

Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there-I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed Pirate father.

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Tia Dalma: You know I require payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
[shoots the monkey]
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

And another classic from the first POTC

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Answer 4

From Dead Mans Chest...

Jack picks up a bottle of rum and when he holds it upsidedown a drop comes out..
"Why is the rum always gone?"

Curse of the Black Pearl...
Jack- "you burned all the food, the shade, THE RUM"
Elisabeth- "yes the Rum is gone"
Jack- "but why is the rum gone?"
Elisabeth- "1 because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful man into a complete scoundral. 2, that signal is over 1000 feet high. the entire royal navy army is out looking for me. do think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?"
Jack- " but why is the rum gone?!?!"




Jack- A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!



Jack- and really bad eggs... drink up ye heartys yoho...yoho yoho

Answer 5

Um... my favorite quote of Jack Sparrow in POTC2 is when Elizabeth is walking up and Jack goes "Hide The Rum!" that was funny!! lol Um here is a link with qoutes from POTC2 :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383574/quotes
:)

Answer 6

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
(then he backs up and trips over ledge)

Will: Is Elizabeth safe?

Jack: Yes, she's safe as I promised, she's going to marry the Commadore as she promised, and you're going to die for her as you promised. You see we're all men of honor, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow:My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me you're troubled. (from dead mans chest)

Answer 7

“Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ” – Captain Jack Sparrow

Answer 8

I have so many favorites. Here's a few from Curse of the Black Pearl:

"You forget your place Turner."
"It's right here...between you and Jack."

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."

"Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must've been terrible for you. Well it BLOODY is now!"

From Dead Man's Chest

"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes."
"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it give it back."
"No."
"Then it helps."

"Oh, I have faith in you. Do you want to know why?"
"Do tell dearie."
"Curiosity. You're going to want it. You're going to want to know...what it tastes like. Soon you won't be able to resist."

"Now where is that monkey? I need to shoot something."

"How did you get here?"
"Sea turtles mate. A pair of them strapped to my shoes."
"Not so easy is it?"

Answer 9

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl quotes here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325980/quotes

Pirates II quotes here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383574/quotes

I especially liked Davy Jones saying.

"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

LOL.

Answer 10

umm besides the ones already there when he's talkin to davy jones and says something bout will bein a good soprano i thought that part was hilarious ohhhh and the part where first movie where he goes commandeer commandeer it's a nautical term!!! hahahahaha those parts are funnnnnny hahahahaha

Answer 11

Buckeroo Black Pearl'!