Pork barrel philosphy is only for those who have a barrel! At one point in time, the number of smart people available to fill the large room available diminished as a result of several futile conflicts. Would we be already colonising the universe had we kept our brains in the barrel so to speak?
2006-07-19 01:58:14 · 28 answers · asked by toooldtolivetooyoungtoshoot 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
i dont know but i wish the elephants would stop leaving footprints in my butter...and keep out of my mini
2006-07-19 02:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
First, I thought it only took six days for an elephant to walk a fortnight. Second, I'm pretty sure that there are 47 oranges in a barrel of grapes, because I saw one of those one time at band camp. Lastly, I don't think our brains were ever 'really' in the barrel, so hopefully we are not colonizing the universe. Thanks.
2006-07-19 09:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming that there are no oranges in a barrell of grapes...since the grapes would take up most of the room, correct? Also, grapes and oranges don't go well together.
And, have you been to see your doctor lately? My mother works at a therapy center, and they have great pills for that these day.
2006-07-19 09:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do we need to lie down to achieve laterel thinking?? philosophy doesn't start wars or conflict, it explains the reasoning for life. can progress be measured in pain? What is futile? fighting a world war to, just lay the foundations for the next? destroying one evil just to create ten more evils? ever thought that it was the thinking in the barrel that got us out of it in the first place?
2006-07-19 18:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by busted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think keeping our brains in the barrel would hinder anything..especially growth of mankind.....see...but the catch is ppl with similliar brain capacity should be in the same barrel.......what ive experienced is that there are more stupid ppl than intelligent ones so when u put one intelligent one in the crowd, they are not gonna understand what the brainy guy is saying therefore will isolate him and no growth would take place
but put a bunch of brainies together seperated from the stupids then u have a lot ....
2006-07-19 09:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by nirudafat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42
2006-07-20 09:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by ryn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number of steps an elephant walks to walk a fortnight that many oranges are there in a barrel of grapes
;-)
2006-07-19 09:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by prerakpatel143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the barrel has grapes wheres the oranges.
I'd like to keep my brain in my head.
I know i'm not a genius but your question lost me .
2006-07-19 09:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elevendy-blue
2006-07-19 09:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by MrMarblesTI 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 Oranges, IF mercury is in the orbit of uranus. If not then i'm afraid you'll have to settle with 2 sausages and a grapefruit instead.
2006-07-19 09:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a fortnight? and there are no oranges in a barrel of grapes, just grapes. i've enjoyed all ur creative answer btw :P
2006-07-19 09:48:21 · answer #11 · answered by * *Chloe* * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋