why should i hire you?

Question

in any fields

Answer 1

Hmm. Me? Because I'm a quick learner? Creative? Also I'm good at handling difficult people and will go to you directly if there's a problem instead of complaining to all my colleagues.
Different jobs require different skills, but some things are always positive, or what? Like honesty, responsibility, a positive attitude and some social skills doesn't hurt..

Answer 2

Why not? I am good looking, hardworking, and best of all I cant cook so you can do it for me and feed me. I am capable in C++, C, Delphi, Lisp, Java, dot net, VB. If you ask me to learn more lingo then I will do that too.

My hiring rate is £80.00 an hour not asking much also medical expense, money for my wife, and kids if I have any.

Now be a devil and hire me.

Answer 3

give me a good reason why you shouldn't????

i am everything a business needs i have qualifications in physics, biology, chemistry, maths, english literature, english language, german, business systems and communications, art and child care. what more should you ask for?

i have a wide range of vocabulary and my perfection will lead you along way not just you but you company too?

changed your mind? what more do you need? i am very polite in all aspects and i can really get on with people?

feel i am right for the job? hmmm? yeah? maybe?

well.... what more can i announce i am the one!!!


ha ha and i have humour which is always good :O)
and just for the role i am a very hard working person and i am sure we can relate to that when doing work!!!

Answer 4

You should hire me because at 56 I still really want to work and have always worked extremely hard with great creativity, drive and utility; and I feel very motivated since I have felt a lot of discrimination lately.

(I live in Puerto Rico where you get a job if you know the right person but they care little about your qualifications and abilities. I would gladly move to another location, and money is not a problem.)

I am just starting as a volunteer in a search and rescue team in Luquillo, Puerto Rico, but since they don't pay me, I could leave that opportunity behind.

I will be rescuing people in El Yunque Rainforest and out of the ocean since I have recently started surfing in connection with my training to represent Puerto Rico in August in the Masters Track Championship of the Central American and Caribbean Games.

I have also posted about 2,000 excellent poems all over the Internet and have never received a penny for anything that I have done on the Internet.

One site which I will not name told me that my real age is 45 since I am in unbelievably fine physical condition.

Incidentally, I was in the 98% when I took the GRE some years ago when I wanted to do a doctorate in Linguistics but severe family problems kept from doing a doctorate.

Actually I should have done one in French starting in 1978 but I felt the whip of discrimination at Wash. U in St. Louis, because, oh the shame of it, I am an openly religious person

neither Fundamentalist, Evangelical, Mormon or Roman Catholic but I won't mention the name of our religion which is small compared to most denominations; since I am not writing to promote any religion or lack thereof. BTW, I am an expert graphic artist, data base programmer, and I can generate text so rapidly that it scares people.

Lastly I am much higher level genius than I used to be.

Some have criticized me for being rather long winded but what do you expect from an ex-world level long distance running champion?

(One site said that I was the top in the genius category, but who can believe them since they usually flatter people to get them to buy some extra service?)

and since I have the top rating at Yahoo whatever they call it, I can ask for 4 cell phones even the most expensive but I wouldn't do so because the monthly bills would be ridiculous.

I am just using a Sony Ericksson video capture phone which is wonderful.

I started setting up labs to create video around 20 years ago when you had to spend 1/2 or a full million dollars to create any type of decent video and now you can do it on a cell phone. Fancy that!

Oh, I have to ask that I am a killer rock singer and timbale player who is terribly funny in a dark, subversive way. Life is never dull with me around.

(Last month, some gang people (I am not sure which one,) tried to murder me twice. After I confronted the leader who ordered that his people go after me, I believe that I convinced him that it was all a mistake:))

It's better that way because if any of them tried to trap me I would have put them in hospitals where they could have enjoyed eating meals through straws for a few years if they ever recovered from what I would have done to them. (I won't mention my martial arts skills here.) (I probably should have been a hit man--you get respect that way.)

I didn't intend to dis him in any way, but, as you probably know, these gang people are super volatile so some of his people may still be after me.

I have to be very careful each time I go to the San Juan Metropolitan Area because deep down I am a pacifist and would hate to have to spend my life in jail for killing a bunch or people.

As you can see I would love to move somewhere else for more satisfying employment and better prospects for living at least a little longer since I have also come close to death twice in the last month (once biking and once surfing as you might have guessed.) yours, rkl

Answer 5

I'm young, attractive, and a recently legal adult. I could be a good flirt too with boys yet not accomplish that in a slutty, unprofessional way. They'll want to keep coming back to our services or at least keep us in mind =]

Answer 6

You probably shouldn't hire me. I will take your job and then be your boss.

Answer 7

You shouldn't because I don't work very hard. And I like to steal.

Answer 8

i am reasonably confident that i could be of material assistance to you and an asset to your company

Answer 9

Why should I answer this stupid question?

Answer 10

b/c u need my help.