Who do you think would win in a fight between James Bond and Jean-Claude Van Dam?

Question

And, how do I correctly spell Van Dam's name please.

Answer 1

Definately Van Damme as each of his roundhouse kicks count as at least double because of the replay!

Answer 2

I think James Bond would have it, especially since there are at least five of them and they have all been really good looking (which is very important in a fight to the death). But more than likely, Jack Bauer would have to kill them both since they are probably terrorists Hell bent on destroying the United States... or Chuck Norris would have to come a long and just do some karate chops or kung fu or whatever type of martial art he does, and take them out.

Actually, jean claude van damme's muscles would probably explode from strain... since they are not used to doing any actual fighting... and not to mention the fact that we have not seen hide nor hair of him in a few years (is he even around anymore? or did he convert to Islam and change his name?)

James Bond would probably keel over due to the amount of alcohol in his system (shaken, not stirred) combined with all of the STDs he has contracted over the years (her name was P#$&* Galore?!) so he would be too weak to fight.

Since they have both been rendered pretty much useless by the aforementioned afflictions, Jack Sparrow... errr... CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow would then come along and raid their wallets, purses, and any other personal objects of value, sing some kind of rousing sea chanty, order a rum from the barkeep, and head back to Tortuga.

Then again, I really don't know. It's 3:30 in the morning and I am not sure of what is spilling out of my fingertips right now.


I think this is the correct spelling:

jean claude van damme

Answer 3

i think van dam would win...