If all the planets in our Solar System could talk, and they started to bad mouth Earth behind its back, what kind of things would they say to each other?
2006-07-18 22:10:09 · 18 answers · asked by Game Guy 5 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
That we need to get you back in your straigh jacket and put you in a padded room and key thrown away
2006-07-18 22:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by onename 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If all the planets in our solar system could talk that would pre-suppose that life existed on those planets. If that life was in a higher form than Earth's they would be amazed and disgusted at what is happening here. It if was a lower form of life they would be looking to Earth as an example and Earth would then be dooming all the other planets to their own destruction in the same way we are destroying our planet and ourselves.
So, if there was an inter-planetary Government Agency I think all the representatives would really be on our case to stop all the racial and religious strife and destruction of our resources. However, as such a body would probably be as useless as our current United Nations all the planets would be slagging off each other, as well as Earth.
2006-07-19 06:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a guess, the aliens would say something like:
"Look at these fools!! All they do is fight over ficticious religions and resources that are quickly running out, destroy beutiful natrual areas and kill their animals to build buildings that are ugly, hate each other because their skin colour is different yet in reality they are all the same and most aren't intellegent enough to have an opinion of their own. Pathetic really, lets not make contact with these war-loving, hate-filled idiots and try and find an intellegent species to communicate with."
2006-07-19 05:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by theallknowingscouser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what they would say to Earth. I have know idea what they would say behind Earth's "back" (Earth doesn't have a back, but oh well).
Mercury: can I take a dip in your oceans?
Mars: Stop shooting stuff at me.
Earth: schizo...talks to herself....ahhhhhhhhh....get these bipeds off of me!
Venus: Yo, earth, want some of my CO2?
Jupiter: bet you wished you had a red spot!
Saturn: look...I can hula!
Uranus: yeah, your name is funny too.
Neptune: shhhh, you can't see me.
Pluto: I'm not a planet, stop labeling me!
2006-07-19 05:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you earth beings are always going to think that, until we smash your planet to pieces.
2006-07-19 19:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by fattommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
planets to earth: we are thirsty pis give us some water
2006-07-19 05:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by shyam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they will talk that it is good that we don't have people on r planet
2006-07-19 05:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by sweet_poo2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, and we thought Uranus was bad
2006-07-19 05:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that we are a savage primitive cruel barbarous race that just want to destroy everythink they lay there hands on and to keep away from them.
2006-07-19 05:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by The Wanderer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You mean that planet that is always farting all kinds of sh*t to us?"
"They seem to have more fireworks in the northern hemisphere."
2006-07-19 08:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋