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2006-07-18 20:30:50 · 20 answers · asked by PlanetBen 1 in Social Science Sociology

20 answers

Omnipotence is a very hard thing to do .I suggest studying the mysteries of the Universe before you try out your hidden strenghts.

2006-07-18 20:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Slam 2 · 9 2

Contract a scorching case of syphilis and after a few years untreated, you will feel omnipotent. Good luck!

2006-07-18 21:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by jaidecker 1 · 0 0

You need to build a computer that has knowledge of every particle in the universe. After that, program the laws of the universe into the computer and then make it simulate the future and extrapolate the past.

2006-07-18 21:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Justin 4 · 0 0

Sounds better than impotence, don't know how but I doubt it involves Hugh Hefner and his entourage, a vacuum cleaner, Pamela Anderson, vaseline and a handful of Viagra...

2006-07-18 21:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by wife of Ali Pasha 3 · 0 0

You can not only God is omnipotent

2006-07-18 20:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0 0

With great difficulty, although you could always start a cult, get people to worship you as a god and see where you go from there

2006-07-18 20:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Agatha's Mum 3 · 0 0

Become a writer.

2006-07-18 20:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Viagra!

2006-07-18 20:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by blind_chameleon 5 · 0 0

I just can't bring myself to take 2 points from this question.

Oh, I did? Oops.

2006-07-18 20:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Steve W 3 · 0 0

haha

you need eye-of-newt and olive's blood...

oh and dragon feathers.

mash them together and drink it under a full moon, facing due north under the bough of the cherry blossom.

2006-07-18 20:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by tami 4 · 0 0

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