2006-07-18 19:26:48 · 25 answers · asked by remo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
He would be dead and I would be $25,000,000 richer.
2006-07-18 19:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
!st Wonder how he got to San Diego unnoticed - cause I sure as hell ain't going to be in that desert
2nd Be so very glad that Buster my superdog will kill anyone on cue.
3rd Plan a party like it's 1999. I might even invite Prince (if he's lucky!) I mean after Buster took down Osama? I might have a whole new list of people to invite. Oprah will be beggin for an invite, Bush will make an obligatory stop, take credit for it, and wonder I'm still stumping for Gore.
2006-07-18 21:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would kill him. When else would I ever get the chance to kill someone and never be convicted. What jury in the United States would convict me for killing bin Laden? I don't think there would be any. bin Laden is so much of a threat that the correct thing to do is to kill him.
2006-07-18 19:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Chuck Norris
2006-07-18 19:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him a cup of coffee laced with rat poisoning. Oops.. did I say that?
Actually, I would still offer him a cup of coffee and conversation. Enemies can be civil you know.
Then I would turn him in. I am a God lovin' American after all!
2006-07-19 15:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by mwmn35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's my opinion that the movie "Little Nicky" had the perfect punishment for every terrorist... Shove a pineapple up their butt once a day, pointy-end first.
2006-07-18 20:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by manda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would invite him in for breakfast and when the grits were nice and hot I would throw them on him and grab a heavy pan and play grit ball!!!
2006-07-18 19:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's bin dead awhile now. if alive he'd be in front of a camera once a week. think about that.
2006-07-18 19:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His bounty is huge. I'd have to call the Justice Department.
2006-07-18 19:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by bigtony615 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd kick him in the balls, punch him in his face, thne I would kill him with whatever I could get my hands on at the time. I think the fucker should be dead.
2006-07-18 19:39:35 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie him down and force him to watch his women being taught to read and write.
2006-07-18 19:31:05 · answer #11 · answered by carabela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋