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What would be the first thing you would do to launch your sinister career?

2006-07-18 17:46:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

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Operation Exploding Koala. I have been telling my friend for YEARS that it is THE BEST plan. Ever. Unconditionally the best. Trust me.

2006-07-18 17:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by fslcaptain737 4 · 1 1

Gather a following, can't do anything without a following and so that would be my first step as to launch my sinister career. Anyone want to join?

2006-07-19 00:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by veritas 2 · 0 0

I'd create a children's tv program, like Teletubbies, Barney, or Mr. Rogers (his voice was soooo soooothing...) and utilize the show to brainwash everybody from a young age to do my bidding.

2006-07-19 00:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0 0

Start a Giraffe plantation and breed enough giraffes to control the Worlds water supply ... Narf ...

2006-07-21 17:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0 0

Retire, competition is tight out there sure they not all geniuses but they all evil.Between Bush,Saddam, Blair and most african despots better just to work for the government LOL

2006-07-19 00:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by icedragon1420 2 · 0 0

I think an impressive lair would be the first order of business and then maybe some loyal minions.

2006-07-19 00:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 0 0

Change my name to Dr. Evil

2006-07-19 00:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by littleguykt 2 · 0 0

If?!? umm... oh, right!

I would raise the world's temperature 25 degrees and enjoy the havoc.

2006-07-19 00:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by amymame 3 · 0 0

build a mind control device to get all those pesky do-gooders out of my way! Mwa ha ha! :)

2006-07-19 00:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by ImCuteAndSoAreYou 3 · 0 0

Were?? I already am and i started by creating yahoo answers BWAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA (evil laughing)

2006-07-19 00:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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