i just woke up from a coma and the last i knew jimmy carter was president
2006-07-18 17:01:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
chipmunks invaded the white house and overthrew Carter, now they rule the world.
2006-07-18 17:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by James P 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Are you freaking kidding me, yes you are right. OK if you aren't here we go if Jimmy Carter was President when you went in then George Bush was Head of the CIA right, well Ronald Reagan was the president after that with Bush as his VP, then in '88 Bush won the election, tried for reelection in '92 only to lose to the Gov. of Arkansas Bill Clinton. Clinton was pres until 2000 when his VP Al Gore ran against Bush's Son George W. and he stole the presidency, then he did it again in '04. And if I did all this explaining and you really weren't in a coma then I look like a complete Jacka$$.
2006-07-19 00:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by tre_loc_dogg2000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This HAS to be a joke ... like, you just woke up from a coma but something told you that you can just turn on your computer and ... were PCs around that much while Carter was in power? Hmmmm. Theoretical. Anyways, let's assume you know how to turn a computer on and ... then even at that respect, knew to go to Yahoo! (which was certainly not around when Carter was in power and ...) then hit on the Answers site ... like five minutes after you woke up? Yeah, right.
It's George Dubya.
2006-07-19 01:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Angela B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you just woke from a coma that you entered in the 70s, how did you learn to use a PC and the internet? And how did you stumble across Yahoo! Answers without thinking to type "current president of the USA" in the search box? I'm sorry, I just don't buy that story. You apparently gave this question about as much thought as Dubya gives foreign policy.
2006-07-19 00:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by Rat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The current US president is a triumvirate headed by Shotgun Dick Cheney, Big Mouth Karl Rove and their living, walking, talking puppet, George W. Bush, the first true Neanderthal to be president.
2006-07-19 00:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
George W. Bush
2006-07-19 00:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush
2006-07-19 00:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by ashraf1472 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vincente Fox
2006-07-19 00:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by de rak 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buddy take some fish oil get the brain working again. gw bush is president. but of course if you are using the internet then you must be mentally sound, so go to bed or something.
2006-07-19 00:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halliburton
2006-07-19 00:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Daffy Duck
2006-07-19 00:10:25 · answer #11 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋