whats the clutziest thing u have ever done?

Question

lol well the latest thing was today when i bumped my forehead on the doorhandle of a door!! lol its i nice bump now lol
ive also falled down the stairs in an exam room in front of over 100 people in my class lol it was pretty funny

Answer 1

When I was in high school, I was walking outside after school toward my car and slipped on ice. I ended up with a broken ankle for 8 months.

The irony: I'm a figure skater...I'm supposed to be graceful on the ice!

Answer 2

I have a strange habit of falling down the stairs anywhere from 8-12 times a year. If I haven't fallen down the stairs at least 8 times on accident by December, that will literally turn out to be a pain in the but month.

Answer 3

O I'm a complete klutz my biggest factor

Lately i knocked over a hot brand new George Foreman Grill

Fell over backwards and hit my head on the currently cricked lamp poll

Slipped and knocked down the fridge and broke the outlet plug
Once i was running from my brother because he was chasing me on a bike and i turned around and looked at him to see if he was close to me and when i turned back around i ran right into a tree

Once i was trying to open my china cabinet and it was a vase between the door, so when i opened the door the glass vase fell down and cracked me in the head leaving me with a HUMONGOUS bump and i had to go out of town 2 days later

Biggest Klutz moment: In school i was running and fell down 4 flights of stairs and landed in front of my boyfriend when i got to the bottom

Answer 4

When I was a missionary in the former East Germany,
my missionary companion (another sister missionary) and I
were late leaving the apartment. We had an appt. and HAD to take the next bus. Looking out of our fifth floor window, we could see the bus was almost to the bus stop just a block past our building.
This building had no elevator, so....we ran like wildfire down 83 steps, out the door and down the middle of the road flagging the bus. We knew it would wait for us if the driver or passengers saw us.
I don't know how I did it, but somehow I flew through the air, and landed in the street five feet behind the bus-with my arms outstretched above my head, my legs spreadeagle behind me, and my skirt had flown above my head---leaving nothing to the imagination.

With my face in the street, I just wanted to die right there. Somehow, I made it to my feet, and hobbled onto the bus that had waited after the entire bus had come to look out the back window to see a missionary in all her glory face down in the street.
I was bloody and skinned head to toe.
Now, I can laugh about it. At that moment, I was in a lot of pain, but everyone was kind.


*sigh*

That was just ONE moment....I have many.
lol

Answer 5

I went to a training meating for work, it was far away, i made a wrong turn off the express way on the way there. then i shuld have ben on I-264, i ended up on I-71 somehow. i got there late, then after sitting in the parking lot after the meating some girls came up to my car and started dancing (the people i work with), i opned the doar and hit the gass, then the break, to make the dores swing, but it snaped forward then back and slamed shut on my sholder. Then i followed the wrong person when tring to get home, they did not tell me they was going to a party, not back to whare we live. i finaly got home about 2 hours late than i shuld have, but first i went to wall mart and got some chips.

Answer 6

several years ago i was hanging Christmas decorations in our front bay window. Our couch was in front of it and rather than move the couch by myself i climbed onto the back of the couch and attempted to stand on the back of it. Well, since the seat part weighs more and the back is a lot lighter... it flipped me and i went completey over the couch and landed flat on my back in front of the couch. Believe it or not it really didn't hurt that much. Another Christmas (I REALLY need to stop decorating), we had a very tall tree and i (very wisely, i thought) chose a kitchen chair this time to stand in front of the tree to decorate the upper branches. I started to get down, got my toe caught in the metal side of the chair, bent my entire foot backward and this time it was a trip to the emergency room. I had fractured my foot and it was purple black across the foot for days. I had to wear one of those big ugly surgical boots for a week. Gee, i can't wait for Christmas...

Answer 7

When I was six months preganant I slipped on a ball bat, I slid clear across the yard just a rollin!!! Never thought that anything was wrong until two days later. My baby lost some of his feeding sac so I had to spend the rest of my pregnacy in a university hospital two hours from home. That was awful!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

When I was about 13, I was riding my bike and got distracted by this (BEEP) girl, who was making fun of my bike and I ran into a car...oh...did I mention it was a PARKED car?

Before that, I was about 8 and trying to jump on the merry go round, like the older kids were and I slipped and fell, in such a way that I was on the ground, facing away and the merry go round knocked me in the head and kept going around and knocking me again. I was knocked silly and the kids laughed at me, until my aunt pulled me away and told the kids they were going to hell for laughing at a hurt person. That was cool, cuz they all ran away crying for their mommies.

HEY AUX's answer is BS...I just read that, it's someone elses question.

Answer 9

i became in nursing college and one in each and every of my sufferers became on a respirator. I went into his room to take his needed signs and indicators. He were gradually progressing in his restoration, even as unexpectedly his respirator went off. I panicked and hit the decision nurse button. before I knew it, my manager and a variety of of different nursing workers were in this guy's room with the crash cart, waiting to spring into action! As they were positioning themselves around the guy's mattress, my manager occurred to look down and stated, "I actual have got here upon the issue. you're status on his respirator tubing!" Did I ever feeling like a klutz! Thank God no damage became finished, yet I actual watched the position my ft were after that incident!

Answer 10

Spilled a glass of wine all over the table on a first date.