Last week, I sat at the bar, and drank 14 shots of Jaeger in about 30 seconds. Why did I puke for 2 hours?

Question

I mean, WTF?

Answer 1

a)Maybe you ate something rotten.
b)Maybe you're anorexic.
c)Maybe you're pregnant.
d)All of the above.

Answer 2

14 shots in 30 seconds.. 1st I think that is an exageration of the truth.. Perhaps it took you a little longer.. and why did you puke for 2 hours? Because you put all that alcohol into your system so quickly that your body couldnt handle it!

Answer 3

The Jaeger must have been rotten or spoiled, may be past its expiration date.

Answer 4

First of all, that little feat is physically impossible unless you were funneling it, which I highly doubt. Then again, I highly doubt this claim.

Secondly, just to humor you, I suspect the remaining three brain cells in your head were making haste to escape the insanity and calamity that is you.

Answer 5

If you took 14 shots in 30 seconds, why did you even take SHOTS?? Why not just chug it out of the bottle?! DAYUMMMMMM

Answer 6

That's weird, I never throw up after getting hammered. Hmm, maybe you need to see your doctor...your hemoglobin levels might be out of whack or something.


...that was a joke by the way

Answer 7

Can you say alcohol toxicity? Are you trying to kill yourself? Even one shot of beer per minute can kill a person in less than half an hour.

Answer 8

I'd say it was because of the last 10 shots, but I could be a lightweight.

Answer 9

It's called Alcohol Poisoning, It is very unhealthy

Answer 10

Your body did not tolerate it, you had basically poisoned yourself.
Be careful. The next time around may be a lot worse than this time.

Answer 11

Too much to drink, alcohol poisoning.

any why Jaeger that sh*t's nasty