write something funny, witty, and anything that you think will make me laugh. I'll choose the best answer and reward you ten points...it's boring right now.
2006-07-18 14:15:02 · 14 answers · asked by gwen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
there once was a girl who stared at a box. it glowed in the dark and her butt got tired from the chair...but she couldn't look away. the box was mesmerizing, exciting, amazing, and, at times, boring. but, alas...she still wasted hours of her life staring at this glowing box, pushing little buttons and making words all day long...instead of doing the dishes, and the laundry and tending to the garden. those things don't glow and aren't mesmerizing. she needs help. a way out. and this thing called Answers made it very difficult to pull herself away and back to reality...and back to her bored boyfriend sitting alone on the couch. good luck to that girl.
2006-07-18 14:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by why do i? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Underwear is Important
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle . . . From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove heir car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
2006-07-18 21:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by stephie541 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I opened a Mexican restaurante I'd call it "La Frente Grande"
It means "The Large Forehead"
2006-07-18 22:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by kojak0527 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Go Gadget Skates!
2006-07-18 21:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by phantom_phan_2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the hardest thing about skydiving?
dnuorg eht
2006-07-18 21:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by bklyngirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smelling apples and bananas can help you lose weight.
2006-07-18 21:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by heavy6metal9babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pigs can fly
2006-07-18 21:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you Gemini
2006-07-18 21:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
et's hard two type wit awl theese munkees flingen poo att mee.
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2006-07-18 22:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Martin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turtles can breathe through their butts : )
2006-07-18 21:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by rainjrop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋