tell the truth.
2006-07-18 13:38:51 · 4 answers · asked by jeff 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I was stark naked in my dorm room on the phone with my girlfriend and was masturbating to the phone sex, then my roommate who was my friend of 8 years walked in the door.
2006-07-18 13:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by TwilightWalker97 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't panic! Just use a paper clip to hold open the carborator. Pour in some of the moonshine from the still you saw earlier and place a brick on the accelorator. As the truck plows through the checkpoint you can steal the jet as planned.
Good luck Macgyver!
2006-07-18 13:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just came from a 2 years contract in the middle east, on the same evening (first night), while performing foreplay with my wife, I prematurely came into orgasm and wasted all the stuff I kept for 2 years.
2006-07-18 14:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long resounding fart that lit up the room LMAO
2006-07-18 13:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by kitkool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋