My two votes got to the WETNAP's instructions:
OPEN AND USE
(SOMEONE GOT A PAYCHECK FOR THINKING THAT ONE UP!!)
"hey my Wetnap won't work!
did you open it?
no!
hey I opened my Wetnap but my hands are STILL dirty!
did you USE it?
no!
And Vagasil's
do not put in eyes warning
Just because they both start with a "V", I don't think even the most stupid person would confuse it with Visine!
2006-07-18 13:01:39 · 17 answers · asked by athorgarak 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOLOLOL...... NO REPLY NEEDED. ASKED AND ANSWERED.
You get my vote.
2006-07-18 13:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, the children made interior the Phillipines with the lighter, made me snigger! Liquid Plummer caution: do no longer reuse the bottle to keep liquids. Windex do no longer spray in eyes. Bowl sparkling secure to apply round pets and children, besides the actuality that it isn't said that both be approved to drink from bathroom. bathroom Plunger caution: do no longer use close to skill strains. Dremel electric powered Rotary device This product no longer meant for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat muddle secure to apply round pets. Endust Duster This product isn't defined as flammable by using the buyer products safe practices Commision rules. notwithstanding, this product may be ignited below certain situations. infant Oil keep out of attain of youngsters babies infant Lotion keep faraway from children Hair Coloring do no longer use as an ice cream topping. moist-Nap instructions: Tear open packet and use. Dial cleansing soap instructions: Use like commonplace cleansing soap. Stridex Foaming Face Wash may comprise foam
2016-10-14 22:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a return envelope for one of my bills: "The Post Office Will Not Deliver Mail Without a Stamp." Oh really? When did they start doing that?
2006-07-18 13:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both my hairdryer and hairstraightner have a tag on them that says 'DO NOT USE IN SHOWER' Duh!
Also a packet of peanuts having a warning of 'May contain traces of nuts'...well you'd hope so! I wonder what else theyre made of!
2006-07-18 13:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by kezzafazza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peanut Butter: May contain peanuts and/or traces of peanuts becaue product was made in a factory that processes peanuts and other treenuts.
2006-07-18 13:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by eye_candie_mandie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for use on thoroughfares. On a kiddie car in ToysRus
Green side up. On a load of sod.
2006-07-18 13:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deodorant
"Remove Cap, Turn Dial, Apply to Underarm, replace cap"
That's really what it says.......
Oh, I'm suppossed to take the cap off before I rub it under my arms!!
2006-07-18 13:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always laugh when I use my hairdryer.. it has a label on the cord that says: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING
dammit..and that's the only time I have to dry my hair.!
2006-07-18 13:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by How U Doin? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mission Accomplished" over the head of the President
2006-07-18 13:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On my smoke detector under where the battery goes it says "if you can read this the battery has been removed".
2006-07-18 14:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by stephie541 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning: coffee may be hot
2006-07-18 13:06:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋