2006-07-18 12:31:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"no balls permitted" i saw this sign at a school...which i thought was rather funny!!!!!
2006-07-18 12:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was a dry cleaners in our neighborhood named "Lawrence's". The sign was on the front of the building for over thirty years. Eventually, the "L" fell off the sign leaving only a faded "L" shape surrounded by dirt. It was the ghost of the missing "L". What became funny about it was the the Lawrence family sold their business to a lovely family from a foreign country. They took over and made renovations, and continued providing the same quality service which the Lawrence family provided for three decades. They even replaced the old sign with a new one: "Awrence's". Now that's funny.
2006-07-18 20:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The words "Tow Jams" above drawing of a pair of feet in rubber slippers (or "flip flops" as some others call it) from a sign on a tow truck.
2006-07-18 19:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by confused person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A huge five foot sign that says, "Caution, antelope merging with traffic at 55 miles per hour."
Of course, it's not funny when it really happens. But we got a good laugh.
2006-07-18 19:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Crooks Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a store...."Unattended children will be given a cup of expresso and a free puppy" I laughed till I cried.
2006-07-18 19:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by perplexed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one, it's good advice with bad spelling:
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/signs/original-files/funny-sign-dont-drink-and-drive-mispelled.jpg
2006-07-18 19:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign on a railroad crossing in Florida. "When it's a tie,you lose"
2006-07-18 19:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by sumrtanman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spray painted on a big rock- "Jesus saves but Moses invests, go big Mo"!
2006-07-18 21:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was something like "elderly pedestrians crossing" at the time it was hilarious telling it to you now... it's lost its spark.
2006-07-18 19:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by Suarz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw this sign at a golf course... "Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"
2006-07-18 19:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by Carla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funeral places name was Tobegone. It was pretty funny.
2006-07-18 19:36:42 · answer #11 · answered by cksloanboothby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋