Into a vat of Jack Daniels for a week, then cremated. The ashes are to be placed in a large restaurant pepper-mill with pepper and cranked onto the food of every idiot who acts like a jerk to the wait-staff.
2006-07-18 11:39:46
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answered by iknowtruthismine 7
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Wow, you've really thought this one through. I would suggest you take the illegal portions out to make it more possibly achievable because unless you know some rogue independent pilot (maybe coast guard or roving reporters might help you!!) noone is going to do that body droppin' thang for ya, bro.
Personally, I want to donate all organs except skin and eyes (those two are just too gross, although I'll be absent from my body). After that I'd like to be cremated. My family can do with my ashes whatever they like. Scatter, urn, doesn't matter to me!!! Maybe they can brew me into a tea....hmmmm .. you got me thinkin for sure!
2006-07-18 18:36:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Aww that's so sweet!
I want to be mummified and put in a sarcophagus which will be put in a glass case and displayed in a stone masoleum that will be painted with writings and spells from the book of the dead.
I once saw something about a guy who had his daughter cremated and then had her ashes turned into some sort of stone so now his daughter is a ring that he wears on his finger. Kind of morbid if you ask me.
2006-07-18 18:32:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Anything usefull to be donated as organs. The rest to science, if possible. I was going to be cremated, but that releases mercury and other harmful metals into the air. So now they have what is called "green cemeteries". No enbalming can be done, and you are buried right into the ground to become worm and plant food. Completely back to natural as when we start. No casket, vault, nothing. And I want a rose bush as my memorial.
2006-07-18 18:42:51
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answered by wzrdsndrgns 3
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I remember reading a story about an Indian girl that petrified in the Tennesse area. I want to turn to stone. Clueless how it happened since it is so rare.
2006-07-18 18:33:05
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answered by whozethere 5
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I have asked my children (I am a widower) to have me creamated. And yes I am a Christian, and no, this isn't anything like going to hell, because my spirit will already be home with the Lord.
2006-07-18 18:34:24
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answered by stullerrl 5
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I want my body to be turned into fertilizer. I've taken enough from the planet, might as well give back when i'm dead.
2006-07-18 18:36:46
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answered by extton 5
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Cremated; turned into ashes
2006-07-18 18:34:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I want my organs donated and then i want my body cremated and have my ashes scattered throughout the wilderness...
2006-07-18 18:34:39
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answered by ♥ Snowflake ♥ 4
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Every usable parts taken out and dornated - rest of goes to any type of medical research.
By the time I am dead, I have no use for my body. Use it as spare parts, please....
2006-07-18 18:34:21
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answered by tkquestion 7
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