2006-07-18 11:18:29 · 20 answers · asked by Slasher 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
1.turn everything said into sexual chat......
2.talk complete bollox, like you know everything and can fix anything
3.drive aggresivily, and say how good a drive you are, as you carve up everyone and go through red traffic lights
4. sleep in under pants and wear them all week
5. leave the toilet seat up and miss the bowl when peeing
6. dont read instruction manuals on anything
7. blame everything else,do not turn round and admit that you screwed up- UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
8. talk cars,motorcycles manly sports like rugby,football,golf, darts, snooker
9. get some tattoos,the bigger and agreesive the better... you want to afirm that your a man....so demons, grim reapers etc
10 shave your head( could get a tattoo there too)
11 resolve all dissagreements by being loud, arguementative and storming out to the pub.
12 never do house work,and if forced into it - do it sooo crap that she will never ask you again
13. fart and burp at the dinner table and dont make excuses for it.
14. eat badly, no grass n healthy options
15 buy the Sun, sunday sport, and any lads mags ... get some **** n *** calenders for the garage
16 talk about how many pints you can neck in a night
17 when you go to the pub , do not come straight home at closing time. arrive home at 4am, wake your misses up as your gagging for sex, give some action, roll off n fart then fall asleep.
18. expect your dinner on the table when you get home
19 ask her why the house is a mess, as you go to work not to come home to a dump... .Make sure, you put across that you think that your doing all the work and she is lazy - you think she could have easily tided your house up..
20.Talk to her when explaining mens stuff , like she is a retarded child.
21. Be loud and and obnoxious when freinds and/or her family come round
22. be gellous of her going out any where.. after all she could be cheating on you!.
23 when you go out with her, oggle women , like your mentatly removing thier clothes and if she mentions it- tell her to stop bugging you , that its all in her head.
24. have some affairs, make them all think your gona leave your wife that things arnt working out.. but your not... cuz you just want your cake and to eat it.
Show this list to your wife and see if she would like this kind of man!!
2006-07-18 11:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by robynbiker 5 · 11⤊ 1⤋
Do you wear pink shirts?? lol
Start with your underwear. Dark coloured manly jersey shorts.
Dark coloured socks.
Do not ever wear slogan socks. Especially with sandals. If you do wear sandals, have the decency to go bare footed. (?)
Watch some Rambo and Jean Claude Van Damme films.
Stop skipping or mincing.
Beware of limp wrists and giggling like a girl. Take out those earrings.
I could go on, but you should be getting the picture by now.
Good luck to you.
2006-07-18 11:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that she apparently likes camp then! She married you and she should appreciate her husband for who he is. And then if she contiues to judge you, about how "camp" you are tell her that their are plenty of other women in the world that would love to be married to a camp guy.
Then flip her off- just kidding
2006-07-18 11:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by pink_kitties_and_rhinoplasty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe its just a bit of frinedly banter, she may not mean it, you know? if that's the case, tell her your goin down the pub with your mates, and come back wasted, thats when most men are most masculine, since they start on lamposts, scream and shout at the top of their voices without a care in the world- see if she likes that?!
2006-07-18 22:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by shadowrunneruk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although this sounds like a goading question....
A true man will act like himself and not care what people think, also a loving wife would love you for who you are and not try and change you.
2006-07-18 11:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by ukshy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may be baiting us. Or not. But I've never yet met a camp man who is happy being anything other than himself. So do that, no?
2006-07-18 11:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch some football, go 2 the pub, wear manly clothes
2006-07-19 05:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by -x-lil-kate-x- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Study John Imman!
he'll lead you in the right direction!
2006-07-18 12:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by dbbadger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dammm I was gonna write something untill I saw motorrobin's s stuff. Sheeesh...cant top that.
2006-07-18 12:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Divine_Gesture 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stand up for your self and tell her that if your so camp then she can go find someone more masculine but you chose me so get over it .
2006-07-18 11:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋